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poker habit

son: Dad, what is a poker habit?

Dad: son, it's when people are addicted to games where you need to bet money. it becomes a disease that needs to be treated ASAP in that particular individual. Otherwise, people can lose their financial savings. their marriages, their property and may even end up doing harakiri to avoid complete financial ruin.
by Sexydimma February 22, 2013
mugGet the poker habitmug.

Poker League

the most niggerous group of fucking niggers, pope aidan lxix and the current shambala rem yang the inverted guide this group of twats to seek the legendary el baconous niggerous ham ham and the michelLANjello's wind spirits.
The pope of the Poker League spreads his holy water with all sexy bitches
by MichelLANjello November 2, 2016
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wizard poker

Magic: The Gathering, a card game with a magic theme.
Do you want to play wizard poker this weekend?
by pnnnnsndltn September 9, 2023
mugGet the wizard pokermug.

STUMP POKER

A MASTURBATION GAME FIRST GUY TO SPEW WINS
JOHNNY LOST THE LAST GAME OF STUMP POKER BUT HIS HAND FELT SO GOOD THAT HE PLAYED IT OUT
by SLOBOVIAN NEWS NETWORK January 3, 2023
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striplexia poker

Playing poker as usual, except you get naked to start out the game and first one dressed wins.
So who’s up to play some “Striplexia Poker” It may sound redundant but that takes care of the formalities, Right!
by unsloppy February 5, 2018
mugGet the striplexia pokermug.

Poker

A sharp object that can hurt or cut someone
He got hit with a poker
by Shushgothit October 13, 2021
mugGet the Pokermug.

poker

by big_al's_bf June 16, 2022
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