Expresses incredulous disgust, usually in reaction to a statement that is incredible, false, or otherwise outrageous. In some cases, it can also be used to repell a minor annoyance such as a ho, a cracker, or especially a tool that won't step off from all up in your grill.
When used as an adjective, bitch please describes a quality such that one knows the subject is immature, stupid, or takes its outrageousness too seriously, and yet is somehow still viscerally cool. A good example of the feeling one might get from a bitch please situation would be bitch-slapping a motherfucker again and again at a large social gathering, and then finishing the beat-down by fadonking him in front of his grandparents.
Note: because of the origin of bitch please amongst inner-city prostitution rings, it always carries a connotation of violence. If you hear bitch please, somebody is going to get owned.
When used as an adjective, bitch please describes a quality such that one knows the subject is immature, stupid, or takes its outrageousness too seriously, and yet is somehow still viscerally cool. A good example of the feeling one might get from a bitch please situation would be bitch-slapping a motherfucker again and again at a large social gathering, and then finishing the beat-down by fadonking him in front of his grandparents.
Note: because of the origin of bitch please amongst inner-city prostitution rings, it always carries a connotation of violence. If you hear bitch please, somebody is going to get owned.
Example:
A Tool: "Yo, Samuel L. Jackson, will you sign my "Snakes on a Plane" merch? You're totally sick, homedog. You wanna come chill at my crib?"
Samuel L. Jackson: "Bitch please."
A Tool: "Yo, Samuel L. Jackson, will you sign my "Snakes on a Plane" merch? You're totally sick, homedog. You wanna come chill at my crib?"
Samuel L. Jackson: "Bitch please."
by Briefs July 30, 2008
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white girl: ninja, please!
LaFonda: *confused, but can't get angry because no apparent racial comment was made*
white girl: ninja, please!
LaFonda: *confused, but can't get angry because no apparent racial comment was made*
by pAge June 5, 2005
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1. What people do when they know better.
2. What a corporation or government remains free to continue to do after being convicted of criminal activity that would have been a capital offense if an individual had been convicted of it. See also committee and bureaucracy.
2. What a corporation or government remains free to continue to do after being convicted of criminal activity that would have been a capital offense if an individual had been convicted of it. See also committee and bureaucracy.
Due to legal doctrines such as corporate personhood, corporations and governments have more rights than people do, so they do what ever they damn well please.
by Downstrike September 20, 2004
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Guy Two: Hell yea, then she gave me sass so I gave her the old cheese please boogey!
Guy Two: Hell yea, then she gave me sass so I gave her the old cheese please boogey!
by Master Exploder 69 February 26, 2009
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Person 2: NO GOD NO GOD PLEASE NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Person 2: NO GOD NO GOD PLEASE NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Get the NO GOD NO GOD PLEASE NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO mug.The announcement always said on the NYC Subway trains when the doors are about to close, and the train is about to leave.
Originally recorded by Charlie Pellett and is on all new technology trains
(older trains have live crappy announcements from the conductors)
Originally recorded by Charlie Pellett and is on all new technology trains
(older trains have live crappy announcements from the conductors)
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