persian pump

A term used to define a non Persian man who desires the life of a greased up sex jigalo, although in reality he is your average middle aged white man

Look over there that dudes a total Persian pump , poor dude is never getting laid

by Catmilkmillionaire May 17, 2021

Persian Pepper Spray

When performing oral sex, your partner squirts into your eyes, causing a burning pain, like pepper spray

Jessica persian pepper sprayed me last night! My eyes still burn!!

by SlipperyD November 16, 2017

Persianism

the sham of Persian history promoted by biased Iranian claiming an empire extending from Africa to china and india .a fake history believed by almost all Persian people .that's the most annoying flex

screw all that persianism surfacing on the internet !

by Hojatkermani November 24, 2021

persian pubes

Lustrous black tightly curled glistening pubic hair.

The amazonian in OPS has Persian Pubes.

by not an amazonian October 05, 2017

persian lipstick

When ur girl goes to the dentist & gets novacaine & comes home numb. U then proceed to put ur dick in her numb mouth. She's slobbers all over it.

I came home from the dentist & Mark put on my Persian lipstick

by Reintardski May 03, 2018

Persian Flare

The sexy persian touch nobody else has

Wow! She has the Persian Flare

by good jon jones June 23, 2019

Persian Time

9 oclock basketball starts at 9:30.

Me: What time we playing basketball tomorrow?
Persian Man: At 9.
Me: Persian time?
Persian man: Yes.
Me: Ok! See you at 9:30.

by Shit Life Jimmy September 02, 2024