Persian S’more

The Persian S’more is a sex position, or act involving One person, likely a female, to spread their ass, as one other person, male, shits into the females spread apart ass. The male then nuts onto the females ass as well. The ass cheeks act as graham crackers, the shit is chocolate, and the semen is marshmallow. This creates the perfect, Persian s’more!

Babe...

Yeah

Lemme Persian s’more the shit out of you.

by TheReidShowSNAP December 4, 2020

persian espider

the Persian espider is known as "Behnam" who scared a girl Avin in a sleepover because her friend Sophia showed her a picture of a spider and she was like " wow look espider" then Avin jumped out of the bed and started canceling Sophia then started crying. 💀✋

I will have seggs with the Persian espider

by seb and elena January 19, 2021

Filthy Persian

A sexual act simular to the mushroom stamp, but instead of the penis smack to the forehead, it is smacked on a person's belly button or naval

I gave a girlfriend a filthy Persian after she had gotten her belly button pierced.

by DKRemedy February 6, 2021

Persian

basics:
not necessarily iranians
not white
not all are muslims
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features:
big noses
thick hair
body hair
long eyelashes
full lips
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-exceptionally talented poets/authors
-the best food tbh
-unique cultures/traditions going back thousands of years

Person 1: Oh my god, can you believe she's not wearing mascara?
Person 2: She's persian, must be nice to have long eyelashes..

by coolperson_999 April 18, 2021

persian meal

When a man farts while getting a blowjob

As so as she put my dick in here mouth I gave here a Persian meal

by chickenfoot35 June 11, 2022

Persian Lardass

This creature lives in the depths of the United States of America. It rarely comes out of hiding when it is full, but if it has an appetite, and you live within a 20 mile radius of a Cava, Chipotle, McDonalds, Five Guys, &Pizza, Buffalo Wild Wings, Wendy’s, California Pizza Kitchen, Dominos, Wawa, Taco Bell, Mission BBQ, or especially New Jersey Michael’s, you better run for your life. This creature sucks in every CRUMBBB of food in his vicinity with one mighty bite. Some say when this creature returns from his trip down south, he will be big enough and hungry enough to devour the world in one bite. It often keeps 4 fingers pointed upwards for all to see, signaling how many times he has eaten at the restaurant chain of Chipotle that day. Beware of the Persian Lardass.

AHHHH GRANDMAAA, LOOK OUT, HERE COMES THE PERSIAN LARDASS!!!!!

by King of Valids June 14, 2022

persian

a persian speaker from Iran, Afghanistan and Tajikistan

Is he a Persian?

by TheyCallMeSlim October 26, 2022