Peanut Butter

Used to be my favourite snack until the I learned the FDA allows up to 30 or more insect fragments, or one or more rodent hairs per 100 grams.

Buddy P- "Hey, What'd you have for breakfast"

Me- "Why, my favourite snack of course, Peanut butter on apples"

Buddy P casually replies- "oh so you mean you had rodent hair, cockroach legs and peanut butter on your apples?"

Me- Fuck you enemy P

by well la de da effin da February 05, 2010

Peanut Brittle

When you rub peanut butter on your fingers and then finger a girl

My hands still smell like peanut butter after i me and sally peanut brittled

by Syd Shenk February 01, 2010

peanut farmer

A fool of diminutive mental powers. Your general all purpose village idiot. See also: George Bush.

I can't believe that he thinks Jesus is real, but global warming is a fairy tale. What a peanut farmer.

by Jenny June 17, 2006

a little peanut

Small male genitalia

He has a small penis

Lucy: How big was it?!
Megan's: disappointed, he had a little peanut

by Momothedodobird March 06, 2017

Peanut The Dog

An abandoned abused dog rescued and titled the most ugliest dog ever

James - Hey, look up on google images "peanut the dog "
Jacon - James, you have scared me for the rest of my life

by Gerbilla October 16, 2016

Peanut Crap

An insult referring to another persons intelligence

(Bob trips over nothing)
Fred: You peanut crap!!

by TiMdiZzLe April 19, 2008

Peanut Nutter

The process of doing anal, nutting in her ass, then eating her ass.

Guy 1: "Bro, what happened with that girl from the bar?"
Guy 2: "We hooked up."
Guy 1: "Peanut Nutter?"
Guy 2: "Of course."

by Chris P Nutty August 25, 2018