A silent otter is a gay man seemingly small in height but appears straight in public and only reveals his true self online in private naked otter chat rooms
“How come Todd never brings a date to our Friendsgiving get togethers”?. “Well Susan, Todd is a bit different my dear. He shops at naked otter image search and most girls aren’t attracted to that Entirely . Todd is a silent otter, he enjoys scrawny white men behind closed doors .”
by Brilliantlyflattenedthecurve September 25, 2020
Get the silent ottermug. a very funny guinea pig that lives in water.
it’s also scared by cats.... i mean who isn’t...
those furry ninjas scare the hell out of me when i sleep.
but they are funny.
they can throw anything off the table.
i like that about cats.
i have a cat at home.
every night i think burglars are pooping in my house.
it’s just my cat.
lol
it’s also scared by cats.... i mean who isn’t...
those furry ninjas scare the hell out of me when i sleep.
but they are funny.
they can throw anything off the table.
i like that about cats.
i have a cat at home.
every night i think burglars are pooping in my house.
it’s just my cat.
lol
1: hey man what’s an otter?
2: a very funny guinea pig that lives in water.
it’s also scared by cats.... i mean who isn’t...
those furry ninjas scare the hell out of me when i sleep.
but they are funny.
they can throw anything off the table.
i like that about cats.
i have a cat at home.
every night i think burglars are pooping in my house.
it’s just my cat.
lol
1: okaaaaay?
2: a very funny guinea pig that lives in water.
it’s also scared by cats.... i mean who isn’t...
those furry ninjas scare the hell out of me when i sleep.
but they are funny.
they can throw anything off the table.
i like that about cats.
i have a cat at home.
every night i think burglars are pooping in my house.
it’s just my cat.
lol
1: okaaaaay?
by BUEnator May 18, 2021
Get the ottermug. by wetter than an otter's pocket August 24, 2021
Get the wetter than an otter's pocketmug. The act of tickling someone's belly while you fuck them.
Known to produce laxative effects due to multiple stimulations.
Known to produce laxative effects due to multiple stimulations.
by woohoomooch September 18, 2011
Get the Tickled Ottermug. It is an argentinian expression which is known as "acariciar la nutria", the meaning of this can be related to jerking of as a crazy motherfucker
by ThyYisus November 6, 2016
Get the Rub The Ottermug. The gayest school you could ever go to, everyone there is gay. Even the people who say they are straight. It's all just gay, nothing but gay. The school kinda sucks (the d).
by Gaysauce4lifebro July 20, 2020
Get the Otter Valleymug. by ¿I'm Ron Burgundy? August 21, 2021
Get the Wetter than an otters pocketmug.