Equal Opportunity Offender

Someone who makes jokes towards all races, including ones own race. Typhically a white dude calling himself a fancier word for racist.

“That’s not racism because I am an Equal Opportunity Offender”

by frickfungus December 18, 2017

Golden Opportunity

A great, often unexpected chance to achieve a desired goal.

I blew a golden opportunity when I left my homework pass at home after deciding not to do my homework.

by Diggity Monkeez January 4, 2005

oppression-erection

The arousal, physical AND/OR mental, that a male feels when exerting privilege and oppressing a female.

"I opened a door the other day for a woman. With my OPPRESSION-ERECTION!"

"That 'heterosexuality is stockholm syndrome' meme gave me such an oppression-erection."

by Robocopiii May 24, 2014

Golden opportunity

Drunkenly peeing the bed when company is over and blaming it on them in the morning

"Dude, did you bang that chick last night?"
"Yeah bro, but I was so wasted I pissed the bed"
"Did you blame it on her in the morning?"
"No, why?"
"Then you, my friend, missed a GOLDEN OPPORTUNITY"

by wiznerd1 June 3, 2011

opperation hot-ass

used to describe a game plan for hooking up with someone/ making plans with them

Have you started opperation hot-ass on wayne yet?

by mirwaynemiss March 10, 2005

systemic oppression

Basically racism for everyone no matter the race and sexism no matter the sex. It's real fun. Ask John why.

Person A: Can I get some candy?
Person B: Sorry you just going to sell it with cocaine in it.
Person A: Is it because I'm of spanish decent and a male that I have cocaine in my back pocket? That's systemic oppression!

by thisisnotthenameimlooking4 June 21, 2017

Opportunity Cost

The collective benefits citizens could be enjoying today IF the Democrats had spent their time legislating instead of temper tampering from 2017 through 2020

The opportunity costs to our urban populations will probably never be completely tallied.

by Grammy44 February 6, 2020