granny square

A grandmother's private square.

'dude, I can totally see MeeMaw's granny square!'

by Babs x2 October 26, 2013

Granny and grumpy

They are amazing grandparents and love their little hanyaks and nincompoops

Granny and grumpy

by DominicIsReallyCoolie February 11, 2021

granny norma

a pornstar who is also an elderly woman

me: who is granny norma?
urban dictionary: something very discoutang.

by Mr_Aesthetics March 29, 2021

Granny Hole

1st year, particularly on a semi truck. "Granny hole", of course, referring to the tendency for a granny to drive slowly. Made popular by the film Larger Than Life.

"I can't make it over this hill! My truck has no power!"
"Put 'er in the Granny Hole!"
"What?"
Granny Hole's first gear bird brain"

by JediMasterCobra April 30, 2020

Granny Penis

When a man wipes the reminence of urine off the tip of his penis with toilet paper and is left with a full head of white, resembling a grandmother’s freshly curled fro.

Yo bro! Check out Jake. He’s got some serious granny penis going on. Nice move hahah.

by Shiloh Plasterworth July 10, 2018

Granny poof

A hairstyle commonly worn by little old ladies, where their short hair is blown out and teased into a round poof resembling a cotton ball and/or cheese puff.

Bingo night in the church basement was packed with little old ladies, and from overhead one could see a multitude of granny poofs.

by Postmodern Wino November 27, 2015

granny blasted

While walking into an area you are suddenly hit with the odor left by someone wearing an overwhelming amount of perfume. Typically an elderly person.

I walked into the office and got granny blasted in the face by the old lady sitting in the waiting room.

by Frosty October 6, 2016