by DHuhj November 12, 2020
Get the Davidmug. One of the most intelligent people you will ever meet.
Most things he does are out of the blue, you can never guess what he is going to do next.
Acts like he is so full of himself but actually is not.
May break your heart in less than a minute..
On the chubbier side of the spectrum, but cuddly.
Has the best gpa you could have but still ruins his life.
Is a dog person and hates cats more than life itself( he hates living)
Is talented in every way but doesn’t know what to do with it.
Also he‘s a jackass and doesn’t believe in love.
Most things he does are out of the blue, you can never guess what he is going to do next.
Acts like he is so full of himself but actually is not.
May break your heart in less than a minute..
On the chubbier side of the spectrum, but cuddly.
Has the best gpa you could have but still ruins his life.
Is a dog person and hates cats more than life itself( he hates living)
Is talented in every way but doesn’t know what to do with it.
Also he‘s a jackass and doesn’t believe in love.
by IwantSpaghetti November 3, 2019
Get the Davidmug. by Lelelelelelellelelelelelelel1 April 29, 2019
Get the Davidmug. by Da One, Da One, Da Only One May 10, 2018
Get the The Davidmug. Cool ass nigga with a big dick
by Amongster 57 May 19, 2021
Get the Davidmug. David is a name given only to those with an appendage greater than 30cm. What he lacks in his ability to find a girlfriend, he makes up for in his tinder successes. You will never find a David dressed in an outfit worth under $1000 at any given moment. On a hot day, he will merely resort to strapping that amount of money to his physical self. Although much can be said about his passion for superheroes, he fell short of claiming this illustrious title by rejecting a plethora of performance enhancing injections by his once favourite nrl club. If you are a female, unfortunately David will resort to staring at you during church services instead of asking your parents for your hand in marriage.
Christ almighty look at the size of David's Schlong
Can you believe David is still single? It's as if he's only into 17 year Olds with boyfriends.
Can you believe David is still single? It's as if he's only into 17 year Olds with boyfriends.
by Bobthejookiller September 5, 2021
Get the Davidmug. by JKROWNING August 4, 2020
Get the Davidmug.