David

David is a simple
by Davey November 30, 2021
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David

David’s are usually the funniest in the room and can make anyone laugh, always walks in the room confident and unbothered as he is complemented often and knows what he’s got to offer so stay out of his way. The attitude is second nature to him so watch out, and don’t take his sarcasm seriously he will joke about anything and everything. He is always dressed to impress and is very kind. If you know a David you will remember him forever, You should feel lucky and hold them close to your heart, their aren’t many like him.
:Omg he is so funny, what’s his name again?
— That’s David
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David the shrexiest subspecies of man to ever live. Has overcome the need of these things called “friends” or something idk.
David and Jordan
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DAVIDS usually play basketball and are typically the guy every girl falls for. DAVID's lice to go to the gym and they look very masculine.DAVIDS are shy but they are the most sweetest guy. He love spicy food and loves food in general.
ex1: DAVID IS GOING TO THE GYM TODAY
ex2: ARE YOU GOING TO SEE DAVID AT ThE GAME
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The David

Referring to Michelangelo’s famous nude sculpture, implying that you need to put some pants on.
Dude you can’t just walk around in The David.
by Da One, Da One, Da Only One March 09, 2018
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