promise-engagement

when you're not ready for the commitment of an engagement, but you love the person so much, you promise to marry them
Co-worker: "OH MY GOD ASHLEY, IS THAT A NEW RING ON YOUR FINGER"
Ashley: "omg I know, I just got it for my promise-engagement !! I'm so happy :)"
by bean daddy December 20, 2016
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Spaz promise

A promise that is made with ur hand bent inwards facing u like how a “spaz” would have there hands , if broken the person I broke it with gets to kick and punch ur balls 5 times
“ Spaz promise u didn’t do that “
by Fat Neek Farren April 06, 2021
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crack promise

An unfullfilled promise to help or do some favor made while high on a stimulant such as cocaine, meth, crack, etc. First heard in Birmingham, Alabama nightclubs circa 2005.
Don't make crack promises to me, I seriously need this done.
by PpyMkyBbyDdy March 24, 2019
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dandilion promise

The floral meaning of the dandelion is that it is a gift to a loved one that will provide happiness, simple joy, pure love and is a promise to a partner of total faithfulness.

give a dandilion to someone and make a love related promise

dandelion promises are made too often for a world full of hate, and war
girl: i got you dandilions.. i promise ill always love you

boy: yeah? is that a dandilion promise?

girl: yeah.. //////
by k1ss4ph0bic January 27, 2021
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I promise you

I promise you means you love someone pore that loves bounds and that they are a promise of yours you will never break
"I promise you" says person one "I promise you too" says person two
by Your_lovermadethis June 23, 2024
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I promise you

I promise you means that you love a person beyond loves bounds and ther are a promise you'll have too keep
"I promise you" says person one "I promise you too" says person two
by Your_lovermadethis June 23, 2024
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Stripper Promise

A hollow promise made for the sole purpose of appeasing the recipient momentarily.

A vow lacking conviction or follow through
Harold " She said we would go out on a date when she had some more free time. She promised this time"

Rob " ahh, common man, you can't be following for another stripper promise."
by Dre_N May 05, 2021
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