lappy patty

see lap dance

When a female (or male in some cases) dances on another persons lap, in erotic movements.

see masterbation

"Dude. He's such a faggot. He even said no to a lappy patty."

by CHaR chAr December 30, 2003

beef patties

large nipples

She has huge nipples! BEEF PATTIES

by Ahsgeshshhehehehe October 13, 2020

Crappy Patty

The crabby patty hamburger from Spongebob but instead of meat it’s made with shit :)

Bro, r u gonna eat that dang Crappy Patty, look noice :>

by MrJoelo_ December 12, 2019

Sausage Patty

A woman who hangs out at Sausage Bars. Most Sausage Patties have few boundaries.

Let's go 3-way that Sausage Patty.

by Bringindowntheblouse October 10, 2015

Pretty Patty

a colored krabby patty

a pretty patty is food.

by anthony443894893 December 6, 2017

You are Pattie

When you meant to say petite, make a mistake or Autocorrect *Cough*, don't realise because your watching tentacle hentai, and never hear the end of it.

You are Pattie arnt you? - A Cultured Man
LOL, OMG, You mean Petite? - Mean person of a different sex

by A Cultured Man May 8, 2019

nasty patty

Taking a hit off a bong that's been used with DMT

"Look at him choke! Look at him suffer!" -Mr. Krabs Season 3 Episode 4 "The Nasty Patty"

Hit the nasty patty mother fucker. Don't be a bitch.

by mrkrabs1990 June 22, 2017