Poteau, Oklahoma

A small town in Oklahoma that is cool but pretty boring.

Man 1: I like Poteau, Oklahoma
Man 2: Yeah me too, but it's kinda boring

by ThatSkaterKidDJ June 20, 2022

Oklahoma Sandwich

To make a sandwich without the bread and put it between someone’s asscheaks

My boyfriend made me an Oklahoma Sandwich

by BeginnerScum June 1, 2021

Oklahoma Thunderbang

When a guy is crushin' puss and sticks a fork into a light socket. The electric current rushes through both partners causing extreme orgasm. Side effects often include the shitting of oneself due to excessive stimulation.

I tried the Oklahoma Thunderbang on Morgan last night, but now I'm gonna have to buy new sheets.

by Thick Biscuit October 9, 2016

Oklahoma Goaltender

(Requires foreskin) Before cumming pull your foreskin over the head to block it

She was about to finish me off and she pulled an Oklahoma goaltender on me.

by Re alnegro August 24, 2018

Oklahoma Oil Change

Removing a woman's tampon, sucking it clean and sticking it back in.

*In a very southern accent* "An Oklahoma Oil Change is when you take a woman's tampon wrap the string around your finger two times, rip it out, put that bad boy in your mouth, suck it clean and put it back in."

by BigPupper69 November 20, 2024

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by MajorLeague1989Inspiration April 24, 2025

Oklahoma Fog Horn

when you hang a dude from his legs off the top of a lighthouse and fuck him until he starts moaning loud enough call boats to shore.

“I just performed an Oklahoma fog horn on Jimmy and seven boats filled with midgets came in and recorded everything”

by Flash2110 October 17, 2025