Muscle Ball

An undersized running back who is hard to tackle due to his lack of height, low center of gravity, stocky build and extremely thick lower body.

1) Damn! Maurice Jones-Drew just ripped my fantasy team defense for 174 yards and two touchdowns! That dude is a muscle-ball, you just can't tackle him!

2) That runningback is a damn muscle ball! We couldn't tackle him in a phone booth!

muscle jones-drew football

by Coach Thomas October 24, 2011

Mister Muscle

One's penis, of course.

"That cricket ball hit me square on my Mister Muscle! Good thing I was wearing the old jelly mould!"

by Bugzapper March 2, 2014

Muscle Sucker

one who sucks the penis...expert blow-jobber...

Did you see the lips on her? Definite muscle sucker.

by sweetnnnspicy July 8, 2010

lunch muscle

A large, fat belly or waistline.

The only thing fatso there exercises is his lunch muscle.

by Da Prof March 22, 2005

boyfriend muscle

The muscles/strength you lack because your boyfriend does all your heavy lifting/moving.

Person 1: Help me lift this box.

Person 2: Sorry, no can do, I've got boyfriend muscles.

by rainebohbrite October 14, 2011

neck muscle

1. something that turns a persons head aka hot chick

wow did u see that gir?
neck musclee

by rachel brown January 4, 2004

cunt muscle

the muscle in between a womans legs...also an insult to call someone who is not acting in accordance to what you want them to fucking do

i was lickin on this bitches cunt muscle...she was being such a cunt muscle because she wouldnt suck my dick after i put it in her ass!

by kushstunter69000 April 22, 2009