minging mullet

an inappropriate hair style deriving from mid-80s Essex (UK)

Look, there's another minging mullet.

Hey, i don't want another mullet like the minger you gave me last time!

Do you like my minging mullet?

by All Essex January 4, 2006

heroin mullet

Excellent word coined by courtney love for beautiful asymetric feathered mullets sported by rock star gods.
yummy - prefrebaly dark and greasy

Julians heroin mullet makes me want him in my bed

by pixiesandclover January 23, 2004

red mullet

1. A type of fish found in Saltwater seas and the Atlantic Ocean

2. A questionable hairstyle sported by a freckly Irishman who was born with a naturally tinted red neck that has nothing to do with being out in the sun for too long as red haired people cannot survive if hit directly by sunlight.

“Did you see that ginger lads red mullet?”

“In his aquarium?”

“No… His haircut!!!”

“Jaysis!! The absolute state of that thing!!!”

by GoodmanyourselfSteo August 31, 2022

mullet outfit

Term often used by welders, pipe fitters, millwrights, boilermakers and other construction hands to describe a contractor that is sub par and barely provides the necessary equipment to get the job done. Usually a lower paying contractor as well.

Welder 1: hey man who’d you say you were working for down in corpus before you come here?

Welder 2: some “mullet outfit”, I can’t even remember the name. Hell I drug up when the rod room lady said that I had to provide my own tungsten.

by Jodystipsandtricks October 20, 2019

pants mullet

A style of vaginal grooming.

The big Russian lady looked down at Lizzy's overgrown shrubbery with distain and demanded, "Well, you want Brazilian, Baldy, Furry Murray, Landing Streep, or Pants Mullet? I not haff all day!"

by Vladimir Waxsin January 29, 2008

Wet mullet

While your getting sucked off by your partner and they are on their knees you pour a bottle of Georgia moonshine over their head. Taking two bbq stick lighters in each hand you light both sides of their head. After 2-4 seconds you pull out your member and piss the flames out saving the middle.

Damn did u see julies hair today, tom must have given her the wet mullet last night.

by Ezel1234 February 10, 2023

mullet lawn

A lawn which is well cared for on the front side of the house, but in disarray on the back, much like a mullet - "business in the front, party in the back".

The Hendersons have such a mullet lawn. It's just like their marriage - they're always putting on their best face for the neighborhood, but deep down, they have issues...

by ekolis August 1, 2014