A coffee shop in Sandy Hook Connecticut; Mocha was once the home of a man who had a strong interest in amphibians. He had a large collection of frog and toad memorabilia. He was also very into experimenting with 5-MeO-DMT, the chemical in the venom of the Colorado River Toad. The man had a collection of these toads and would harvest their venom and use it to hallucinate. One day he ingested bufotenine, the chemical in the venom that is poisonous and died. When the Mocha was built the upper part of the building was cleaned out and the collection of frog and toad memorabilia was used to decorate the coffee shop.
by Henry Pym April 19, 2009
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Usually the mochaboardee will lay flat on the floor while he or someone else pours a steady stream of coffee over the recipient's face and into the mouth. This practice is particularly effective for making it to work on time after a night of heavy drinking.
Usually the mochaboardee will lay flat on the floor while he or someone else pours a steady stream of coffee over the recipient's face and into the mouth. This practice is particularly effective for making it to work on time after a night of heavy drinking.
Sid: "Dude, I'm so obnoxiously hung over...what a party last night, eh?"
Roger: "No doubt, I had to have Glenda put me through a mochaboarding session this morning, just to make it here on time..."
Roger: "No doubt, I had to have Glenda put me through a mochaboarding session this morning, just to make it here on time..."
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When one has a terrible accident in their pants in the middle of the night while sleeping due to an upset stomach. Typically it is messy, smelly, and you were unaware that it happened. You wake up with a mess of smearyness in your pants.
Dude! I woke up this morning and didn't feel good at all. Then I realized I had had a Midnight Mocha Blast in my pants. It was so gross!
by xzy123 February 3, 2010
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You miss your exit when you were already late and your child is screaming in the back seat..."Frappuccino Mocha Latte!"
by girlwiththeshorthair February 5, 2010
Get the Frappuccino Mocha Latte! mug.Look at the horrible job Eli did fixing this machine. The parts are cheap and it's not fixed right. He really is a Jewish Mechanic.
by Chester LaRue July 13, 2016
Get the Jewish Mechanic mug.Referred as the Greek Sex God, Mochsan. Anyone who's named this in any way grows a seven inched penis.
by HarisSales1996 October 18, 2010
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