Mister Pucker

One, whose asshole is so tight that it causes him to be in a constant state of angst, which they proceed to unleash needlessly upon others.

One colleague to another, "God damn, John is so up tight." Colleague 2, "That's why we call him Mister Pucker!"

by Meester Fuzzums May 9, 2008

Mister Boner

Its a long scrawny man who likes to bone. He also smokes a lot of weed and complains about society without contributing anything.

Jaro is such a mister boner

by AnnetLovesKennie December 31, 2024

mister

A friend who is nurturing as a mom and close like a sister.

Come on over my mister.

by jillywilli66 July 31, 2019

Mister Double

The name for someone who takes everything twice as serious as it should be. He would overthink twice as much, be twice as snooty as usual and twice as ugly as everyone else

1 Mister double over there looks silly
2 Ikr, why’s he overdoing everything
1 Such a pick me

by lmao what do I write hereee March 28, 2022

Misters Smith and Wesson

Used when talking about a concealed S&W revolver on your person. Generally to avoid the panic caused by declaring you are carrying a revolver.

Jeff: I wish we had a gun right now.
Sally: Don't worry, I brought Misters Smith and Wesson with me.

by EchoNovember October 22, 2011

Mister Fatter

An ex gym teacher, the strongest super hero in the universe, and a master of martial arts.

Hey you know mister fatter?
Yeah that dude Disurgrandma made?
NO YOU FREAKING IDIOT HE JUST PUBLISHED IT FIRST, ALSO HE DOESN'T FLY LIKE SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HECK, IMAGINE THIINKING MISTER FATTER COULD FLY!!!
Jeez, I'm sorry...

by Mister Fatter October 30, 2020

Ur sister a mister

The worse possible insult above "ur mom gay" "ur dad lesbian" "ur granny a tranny" and "ur granpap a trap"

James: lol ur mom gay
Holden: ur dad lesbian
James: ur granny a tranny
Holden: ur granpap a trap
James: well ur sister a mister
Holden: *shrivels up and dies*

by Stakeynya May 13, 2018