An alternative way to discreetly refer to sex. In close resemblance with phrases such as "bury the bone".
Man- "Hey there baby, how about you come on over to my house and we can dip the carrot in the mayonnaise".
Woman- Nigga what
Woman- Nigga what
by EricShun808 March 16, 2021
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Aidan: "I really like that banana mayonnaise sandwich"
Aidan: "I really like that banana mayonnaise sandwich"
by Funkmeister5000 April 17, 2021
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Jane: It doesn’t matter, it was all khakis and mayonnaise anyway so it sucked.
Jane: It doesn’t matter, it was all khakis and mayonnaise anyway so it sucked.
by come_at_me_bros May 7, 2021
Get the khakis and mayonnaise mug.When you Shove a pickle so far up your Ass/Anus that it travels up your stomach and comes out of your mouth into a man's mouth. It may look like chunky Mayonnaise
by MayoGott October 7, 2024
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Girl: So what did you have in mind for tonight?
Man: I was thinking maybe we could head upstairs and I’ll show you the ol’ Mayonnaise Helicopter
Girl: I’ll get the towels.
Man: I was thinking maybe we could head upstairs and I’ll show you the ol’ Mayonnaise Helicopter
Girl: I’ll get the towels.
by MayoCopter January 3, 2025
Get the mayonnaise helicopter mug.When you put mayonnaise in a turkey baster, stick said baster in your partners anus, and expel the mayonnaise, and they shit it out.
by Ghost9467486 July 28, 2025
Get the Virginian mayonnaise turkey mug.A Caucasian man older than 35 years. Usually balding/bald, overweight, has a deep voice, and works either in blue collar industries or law enforcement.
They drive lifted trucks, vote republican, are homophobic, and order their sandwiches with extra mayonnaise. In other words, a stereotypical middle aged white man.
Bonus points if the mayonnaise man is misogynistic.
They drive lifted trucks, vote republican, are homophobic, and order their sandwiches with extra mayonnaise. In other words, a stereotypical middle aged white man.
Bonus points if the mayonnaise man is misogynistic.
Jeff is such a mayonnaise man! He's literally eating a mayonnaise sandwich in his lifted chevy truck!
by Mayonnaise mike August 2, 2025
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