Matthew

a bean

Boy: no homo, but matthew is a bean

by dontcome-atme October 08, 2019

Matthew

A man who claims to not be from Newcastle but is

Matthew is such a Geordie

by ggedab December 13, 2017

Matthew

The man the myth the legend, those who seek knowledge come to the slums to find a man with underlying powers of the universe. Matthew supplies others with supernatural sex powers and those who do not seek his knowledge parish in the depths of his undeniably sexy figure

Come see Matthew he will supply you with powers of the gods

by Matthew The Sex God October 19, 2017

Matthew

A matthew is typically a cretin,

he runs around lording himself over others as he strives only for himself.

NO ONE EVER gets along with a matthew

Oh my god, he is such a retard!

well, his name is matthew rudd!

by nottherealkandakulu November 07, 2013

Matthew

Person who has .009 inch dick were she can’t even see it so that’s that and he’s also short

“Man that guy is a real Matthew

by Ligmalifesballs August 28, 2018

Matthew

A gimp, a scrub and an unloved piece of shit he love dick and little boys

OMG he's such a Matthew

by Thatlilwitch January 17, 2017

Matthew

A bitch who cries because Sheilia left him.

Damn Matthew is sad again

by Biggerwilly August 31, 2018