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Matthew

Someone who bigs themselves up too much
Shut up matthew, you’re not that great
by Sucker1746 March 9, 2019
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Damnit Matthew
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The man the myth the legend, those who seek knowledge come to the slums to find a man with underlying powers of the universe. Matthew supplies others with supernatural sex powers and those who do not seek his knowledge parish in the depths of his undeniably sexy figure
Come see Matthew he will supply you with powers of the gods
by Matthew The Sex God October 25, 2017
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A matthew is typically a cretin,

he runs around lording himself over others as he strives only for himself.

NO ONE EVER gets along with a matthew
Oh my god, he is such a retard!

well, his name is matthew rudd!
by nottherealkandakulu November 7, 2013
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an amazing, loveable, sweet, cute, adorable guy who will love his special person til the very end and means a lot to that one special person who never lets them down and makes everything better and is the sweetest guy on earth and will be the best person in the world to you.
Matthew, I love you.
by Awkward.Memes December 11, 2016
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Matthew is awsome cool kid and very cute
by Matthew catalano May 27, 2019
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A very sexy dude that likes to floss his toes and has weird fetishes including hoes (the gardening tool) and bodypillows
but he is still very smart and likes to ski
this hoe is perfect for a Matthew

wow that guy has some nice toes. He must be Matthew
that guy is good at skiing, he must be a Matthew
by GeneralZ 1489 January 9, 2018
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