strawberry-kiwi

this is so corny but i wanted to do something unique and romantic ig SO DONT LAUGH AT ME FOR IT will you be my girlfriend and let me hit? 😜

zena: im going to bash him on the head with a brick

aidan: sounds hot when are we doing it 😭

Strawberry-kiwi

by allegedmanwhore November 17, 2023

kiwi microwave

When you leave your food on the car dash on a hot day so it’s cooked by lunch

“Hey Tom why’s your lunch out in the sun? That’s gonna go putrid by lunch!”
“Mate what do you mean? It’ll be cooked by lunch. Haven’t you heard of a kiwi microwave?”

by Your mates mate January 30, 2024

kiwi land

a place run by a weird person with simp orbiters. bubby and flam are the only cool ones in it and car the most annoying. this is all.

you know that place run by the psychopath?

oh yeah you mean kiwi land?

by TheALoafOfBread January 26, 2022

kiwi sakana

Translates to “fish fish” in english, a common insult of the japanese or asian. When someone says this they are calling you annoying or smelly.

Eun: Ah, kiwi sakana!
Manro: Why are you so mean? I didn’t even do anything.

by Words2know July 30, 2018

Dirty Kiwi

The act of peeling the fur off a kiwi and using it to wipe your ass after a shit

“There’s no toilet paper left John”
“Don’t worry Jenny we’ve got 3 kiwis, you’ll just have to do a dirty kiwi”

by Eggie Benis November 23, 2023

Kiwi

Girls public hair which has grown back after a good waxing or layering. The length and name comes the Kiwi Fruit (or in New Zealand they just call it "fruit". 2mm long ot so, pleasant to the touch.

I thought she was definitely a water. She is, but she hasn't gone for a while so its growing back slowly. She called ir the kiwi.

by Aki8181 May 10, 2023

Kiwi

A perfect little hairy egg

Kiwi, (aka a perfect little hairy egg) For use when you are extremely bored. e.g:
Friend: what's your favourite fruit
You: the perfect little hairy egg fruit
Friend: ...

by Emosaurus Rex December 3, 2018