Cruddy Kid

Some dude who has studied a martial art (such as karate), and therefore thinks he is really bad ass, but then some bully comes along, tackles him, and punches his face in. Funny, because it sounds like "Karate Kid".

Simon took up a stance and told Jake to back off or he would have to teach him a lesson. I think he said something like "Get lost or I'll give you a free karate lesson, whether you like it or not." Jake, voted MVP on the wrestling team, beat the fuck out of that twit! What a CRUDDY KID!

by Cry Chain Cane December 8, 2006

The Cisco Kid

A fictional outlaw depicted in the short story "The Callebaroes way". Depicted on films as a hero, although he was written as an outlaw. The subject of two popular songs "The Cisco Kid" by "War" and "Cisco Kid" by "Sublime".

The Cisco kid, he was a friend of mine

by JohnC1234 May 16, 2014

Goshen Kid

Annoying piece of shit that does not act there age

You’re acting like a goshen kid.

by Defo1111 June 1, 2019

Boomer kid

A kid that acts like a boomer and rejects modern pop culture. He will rant to you about modern times like a boomer would, but somehow it’s 10x more annoying.

Kid: hey check out this post on instagram

Boomer kid: I don’t even use Instagram

Kid: I wasn’t even talking to you

...

Boomer kid: Modern day music sucks, I wish I was-

Kid: shut the fuck up

by Alex Daddy August 16, 2019

babay kids

A babay kid is a bad, wild kid with no parental supervision always causing trouble.

Those kids running in the street stealing and breaking into that house are nothing but a bunch of babay kids!

by Buterphli December 30, 2016

Spillin kids

ejaculating

She gave me a nice handjob, next thing you know im spilling kids on the couch.

by Godless A.F. September 20, 2003

fortnite kid

A little kid, usually below the age of 11. They are spoiled due to having parents with moderate to severe symptoms of not giving a fuck about their children. They are always the first to check the fortnite daily item shop. Most start seizing when ping goes above 30. Due to all the energy drinks digested by these kids, they consume too much caffeine leading to them being sleep deprived. Most fortnite kids sit on their chair all day thinking they are cool for knowing how to do the orange justice emote. They also get erections by any female skin in the game.

Kid 1: "the new item shop comes out today, can't wait!"
Kid 2: "Ya me too"
Older brother of kid 1: "Y'all some fortnite kids. Take a shower, you smell like my dogs piss."

by bddBrayden December 31, 2020