kitchener

A city in Ontario, Canada. 190,000 people. near Toronto, an awesome place to live

I live in kitchener. It's awesome here in kitchener

by bender1892 November 26, 2003

Kitchen

A cocky son of bitch who resides in east hartford and is a 2010 alumnist of a school where his presence was constantly know. Usally seen with a hat on and a look like he has no idea what is going on. Currentley a student at the catholic university of america even tho he is constatly complaining about it and wished he had gone to Texas where he never even applied. Also know for his keen wandering eye that is usally locked on to a far from attractive chick.

Kid 1: Hey did u meet that kid Kitchen yet?
Kid 2: Yea I walked in on him catching a beat in his room.
Kid 1: Yea thats him!

Guy 1: Hey have u seen Kitchen?
Guy 2: Yea he is creeping on some grenades outside while chain-smoking!
Guy 1: Go figure!

by An admirer of his life September 14, 2010

Kitchen Aide

The outcome of buying this product. Compare to the lemonade Jim Jones served his followers; kiss of death; ultimate buyers remorse. All one has to do is check online for the limitless blogs, forums, and postings from unhappy customers.

OMG! I'm experiencing "Kitchen Aide" syndrome.....I just bought this appliance and it's already died!

I just got off the phone with customer service......and now I feel like dying...I've never felt so totally punked and tea bagged ever! I hate those choads in customer service!

by KahunaJ November 21, 2010

Soup Kitchen

When a group of 4 or more bums have an orgy in a vehicle.

Hey, you wanna join us? We're going to turn this white Ford Transit into a soup kitchen.

Hey are you the bums that turned my van into a soup kitchen?

by Kama Pseudo November 20, 2016

Japanese kitchen

The act of rolling sushi and then stuffing it in a vagina or anus and then consuming the sushi from the aforementioned hole

Dude I gave this girl a Japanese kitchen on the weekend eating her out and having sushi was such a great bonus.

by CokBloker September 3, 2019

in the kitchen have a bagel

1. when you spread the cream cheese real thick.
2. when you grab yo man from behind while he be doing the dishes.

I'll be in the kitchen have a bagel with extra cream cheese.

by deleine_zaddy23 January 23, 2017

kitchen cabinets

to put cabinets in your kitchen ;)

well, i guess it could stand for having sex...

courtenay puts cabinets in heh kitchen all the time

by greg April 13, 2004