Jonathan Medrano

The definition of Taco Bell, trying to be cultured but made by white people.

“is he hispanic or white?”
- “oh he’s jonathan medrano”

by thedailyminecrafter February 1, 2018

Jonathan

Jonathan is the smartest boy you will ever meet. He is so hot everyone calls him daddy. He can take yo chick so be careful. He can also dance and rap. He has nice mushroom Jaír that drives marcus insane.

Gia: Wow what a daddy he must be a Jonathan

by Papiiiii chulo May 20, 2018

Johnhansel

Johnhansel is the cutest. He is an amazing person he always understands you when you need him to. He has a very seductive voice. He’s smart and he plays basketball. If you have a Johnhansel don’t let go. He is committed fully. He’s funny. At time he can be moody and have a attitude at times. He smells good. He copies homework. He has good morals and has manners.He has a playful side that comes out when he hangs around his friends. He’s a good listener and always know the right things to say.

Johnhansel: He has a big dick

by Johnhansel June 7, 2018

Jonathan Giddens

Lame like Zachary Smallwood.

Jonathan Giddens is lame.

by a kid who respects people October 30, 2018

jonathan

if you meet a jonathan you are the most lucky person. he is the sweetest, most caring guy you’ll ever meet. if your upset he will try to cheer you up even if he’s down himself. he’s the most incredible guy you will ever know. jonathan is normally a flirt and super cute. he is also a really great kisser and is always down for netflix and chill. when you feel the touch of his lips you can’t get enough. he’s so addictive. if you have a jonathan in your life your pretty lucky

girl #1: who’s your new guy?
girl #2: jonathan the sweetest, loving and cutest guy i’ve ever met.

girl #1: i wish i had a jonathan

by secret🤫 March 29, 2019

Jonathan

To Jonathan someone is to steal a girl from someone.

These boys have been Jonathaned too many times.

by Tightassass April 19, 2019

Jonathan

An incredibly funny guy, having some issues though. He claims to have fucked Sans various times, and is lovers with them. Enjoys video games, and pretty chill. Great friend, caring person and can be counted on.

"Yo did Jonathan fuck Sans again?"
"Unfortunately..."

by ItzSofa November 23, 2019