Jobbie Cake

A light pastry dish, comprised mainly of eggs, caster sugar, mascarpone cheese and human faeces.

Man: Waiter, im ready to order.
Waiter: Yes, sir. What shall you be having ?
Man: Might i have a slice of your delicious, jobbie cake ?
Waiter: Certainly sir excellent choice, made fresh - a house speciality, if i dont say so.

by El Scobo & Sir gammon of flaps December 4, 2009

wibby jibby

wibby jibby (n)
1. a particularly sticky situation.
2. an extremely tight situation.

wibby jibby (v)
1. removing or intoducing something to said situation. past tense: wibby jibbied

(n) form:
"Yeah man, that high speed chase while I was drunk was the worst wibby jibby ever..."

Dude: "Your sister's wibby jibby was amazing..."

(v) form:
"good thing I wibby jibbied into that back alley!"

"too bad I had to wibby jibby out of that wonderland when your parents knocked on the door!"
Other Dude: "Did you really wibby jibby my sister!?!?!!"

by moonstruck_byshadows March 24, 2009

Rim jobb it

throwing something at a garbage only to have it hit the rim and fall out

phil threw the paper ball at the garbege only to rim jobb it

by A Bo November 21, 2007

jobba

Someone who is gay... term commonly used in Germantown Massachusetts.

Pat is such a jobba, he likes it up the ass.

by itza secret April 13, 2006

Jabby

Quote from shameless we’re it’s referred to messy while having sex.

Ex:Dont contact me again you were so jabby.

by caterpillaryougurt January 29, 2021

jibby

slang term for marijuana cigarette or "joint".

How's about we go smoke ourselves a jibby and get hiiiggghh.

by Kablooper October 23, 2009

jobbyhead

mark, an affectionate way of calling someone an idiot/asshole/numpty/sillybilly - similair to poohead. Alternatives include jobbyfeatures/jobbyface. Term of endearment

"You put sugar on your frosties? Jobbyhead!!"

"No you big jobbyhead I dont want to go to the shop with a scuba mask and dressing gown on!"

"oi jobbyfeatures go and cook me some dinner!"

"oh your so sweet you big jobbyhead"

by lassie October 14, 2006