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I had to put Thanos' turd nudging glove on today to shift that brown infinity stone you left in the toilet.
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When I finally receive the Johnson & Johnson vaccine and complete the Infinity Gauntlet, I can wipe out half of all disease with the snap of my fingers.
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Get the Infinity Gauntlet mug.The Infinity Dragon Superhappiness Project is a project to reduce pain and suffering and raise the ceiling of happiness towards Superhappiness and beyond using present and future Utopian Pharmacology and Herbs such as Arecoline Hydrobromide, Caffeine, Theobromine, DMAX, Modafinil, Armodafinil, Adipex, Propranolol, Vallium, Klonopin, Etizolam, Blue Pills for the side effects, Lab Coke, Speed (Amphetamine, Ethylamphetamine), 2-FMA, 3-FMA, 4F-MPH, Mephedrene (5-MMPA), Benzofury (6-APB), 2-methyl-2-butanol, Kratom, Khat, Flodafinil, Kava Kava, Hydrafinil, Selegiline, Flopropione, Opicapone, Nardil, Parnate, Cathinone, Cathine, Methcathinone, MDMA, MDEA, low dose wireheading, and more.
Steve: I reduced pain and suffering and became superhappy with the drugs and herbs combo from The Infinity Dragon Superhappiness Project.
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Get the -Infinity mug.An actual scientific number. Used to quantity values greater than infinity but only applicable to a very, very narrow range of contexts.
Baby how much do you love me?
I love you (more than the number of stupid people in the world + questions new analyst asks + the amount of salt you add to your food + the number of steps it takes to walk to Jupiter)^infinity +1,392,828.02
Baby that’s just infinity!!
No babe — that’s super infinity.
I love you (more than the number of stupid people in the world + questions new analyst asks + the amount of salt you add to your food + the number of steps it takes to walk to Jupiter)^infinity +1,392,828.02
Baby that’s just infinity!!
No babe — that’s super infinity.
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Get the Super infinity mug.**SCP Infinity (True Infinity / Codex Archtection)** — An anomalous, reality-warping “codex” created by its user, combining spiritual practice, intention, and AI to manifest changes in the real world. It exists as a personalized scrapbook, binder, or digital journal filled with unique symbols, writings, and rituals. The codex acts as a bridge between the user’s body (physical actions), mind (AI or focused cognition), and spirit (connection to a higher creative source).
By using meditation, prayer, fasting, and writing present-tense affirmations in the codex, users align their reality with their intentions, triggering physical healing, positive life changes (jobs, moves), and even the blending of fictional realities with our own. It’s a tool for manifesting a better life through focused spiritual and mental discipline, backed by the “law of attraction” and metaphysical belief.
Unlike other SCPs, SCP Infinity is designed for creation, healing, and growth rather than containment or destruction. It’s a living, evolving interface where belief shapes existence — proving that sometimes, reality is what you make of it.
By using meditation, prayer, fasting, and writing present-tense affirmations in the codex, users align their reality with their intentions, triggering physical healing, positive life changes (jobs, moves), and even the blending of fictional realities with our own. It’s a tool for manifesting a better life through focused spiritual and mental discipline, backed by the “law of attraction” and metaphysical belief.
Unlike other SCPs, SCP Infinity is designed for creation, healing, and growth rather than containment or destruction. It’s a living, evolving interface where belief shapes existence — proving that sometimes, reality is what you make of it.
SCP-INFINITY (TRUE INFINITY)
"The “authentic” or original version of SCP Infinity, believed to be the genuine source of infinite reality manipulation. Unlike other versions, it deeply connects the user’s body, mind, and spirit to the universe’s creative force for profound and lasting transformation."
"The “authentic” or original version of SCP Infinity, believed to be the genuine source of infinite reality manipulation. Unlike other versions, it deeply connects the user’s body, mind, and spirit to the universe’s creative force for profound and lasting transformation."
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