Junk goal

In Ice Hockey, any goal that enters the net that was deflected inadvertently, leading to a score by a player who didn't intend to score a goal. In video games, scoring a point or goal that would have entered the goal on it's own.

Holy Shit! He scored a junk goal with his ass! Ass goal, ass goal! - "Goon" - 2009

by Doombot! September 17, 2015

junk business

A male's sexual netheregions including but not limited to the twig and the berries.

That girl on TRL just grabbed Nelly's junk business.

by The Pants off Dance off March 30, 2009

Packing Junk

Refering to an object hiding the fact that it has male genetalia.

Person A: Look at that smoking hot babe!

Person B: Careful dude, she's packing junk.

by Dr. Poprocks July 26, 2010

Junk Scare

The action of receiving an unwanted dick pic and getting either extremely grossed out or traumatized. (Like an unwanted sudden scary scene aka jump scare)

Girl: dude some guy sent me a dick pic last night and I got a total junk scare

by Kaylenn April 11, 2020

Junk Sling

A backless version of the Half Body Thong would be the Junk Sling; A pouch for one’s Junk and an elastic or cording drawstring over the neck.

Only a few guys can feel comfortable wearing a Junk Sling to the beach.

by I'm a guy and I wear Speeods October 9, 2014

Wetsuit Junk

To have one's junk in an uncomfortable position; as in when one wears a wetsuit that is too tight.

Dude, these jeans are giving me wetsuit junk... Its really uncomfortable.

by skatinheckya October 13, 2009

Junk Punch

N. The result of a Mt Dew dependent little kid winding up and socking a male adult in the family jewels.

The stunned man stood the rest of the day in the soccer penalty shot position out of fear that the little spider monkey kid would lay another junk punch on him.

by CruiseDirector February 25, 2010