Typical of the male human condition, concern that one's penis is insufficient in length and/or girth and/or shape and/or form and/or smell to be appealing to potential sexual partners when exposed.
Manifests as hiding one's penis with elaborate hand gestures whilst using a urinal, populating one's pants with socks and other padding, excessive engagement in oral and digital sex, a preference for sex in darkness and showering alone.
Manifests as hiding one's penis with elaborate hand gestures whilst using a urinal, populating one's pants with socks and other padding, excessive engagement in oral and digital sex, a preference for sex in darkness and showering alone.
Chris: Mike, how was your date with that hot drummer on Saturday night?
Mike: It was great, but when I got back to her place, I had to run outside naked and pull the fuses for the house to make sure she'd still let me do her.
Chris: Mate, you have Guy Syndrome.
Mike: It was great, but when I got back to her place, I had to run outside naked and pull the fuses for the house to make sure she'd still let me do her.
Chris: Mate, you have Guy Syndrome.
by The Evil Evil Muppet January 27, 2014
The strongest character in naruto. In fact he was going to be hokage but he graciously gave the position to naruto because he knew naruto wanted to be hokage.
by RamenGuyIsBestGirl November 03, 2018
"Poor guy lost everything."
by Journeyagain December 10, 2021
“2019 guy” refers to a song posted by penguinz0 on the 12th of april 2019.
Simply, the phrase is basically a synonym of nice guy or cuck.
The song further explains the definition of a “2019 Guy”
Simply, the phrase is basically a synonym of nice guy or cuck.
The song further explains the definition of a “2019 Guy”
by Tekleg April 18, 2019
Pronounced GEE Ledouche a member on MXC (takeshi's castle) who tells the games and interviews fallen contestants. Dubbed with a perverted french mans voice but even without the dubbing he seems perverted. Also has perverted needs and is seems to go for any type of sex know matter who or what you are
1- "crawling in the deep dank region looking and straining for a thick black vein!"
2-bathe me NOW!
3-repeated line Guy like!
4-Vic: And coming up last is Milker Shanks, he's a bull milker.
Kenny: What kind of cheese comes from that?
Vic: I don't know, but it doesn't belong on a bagel.
5-B'jork: I have disgraced my family.
Guy LeDouche: How so?
B'jork: In my country you disgrace your family if your breasts get wet.
Guy LeDouche: Um, Guy will dry them off for you. Ahahahahaha!
2-bathe me NOW!
3-repeated line Guy like!
4-Vic: And coming up last is Milker Shanks, he's a bull milker.
Kenny: What kind of cheese comes from that?
Vic: I don't know, but it doesn't belong on a bagel.
5-B'jork: I have disgraced my family.
Guy LeDouche: How so?
B'jork: In my country you disgrace your family if your breasts get wet.
Guy LeDouche: Um, Guy will dry them off for you. Ahahahahaha!
by mxc luver December 17, 2004
A drunk, overweight man who happens to have Tourettes Syndrome. Tourettes Guy enjoys yelling, swearing and destroying. He is often filmed philosophizes on topics such as the difference between pissing and shitting out the window, the evil of head and shoulders, problems with Colgate Toothpaste (ONLY the one with Tarter Control) and how banana's deficate. Possibly the funniest man alive to date. Made famous by www.tourettesguy.com and it's creators.
PISSING OUT THE WINDOW AND SHITTING OUT THE WINDOW ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS!
Jon: You seen Tourettes Guy yet?
Scott: Hell yeah. I want Tourettes now!
Jon: You seen Tourettes Guy yet?
Scott: Hell yeah. I want Tourettes now!
by Printnamehere December 11, 2004
A guy who thinks he's gotten lucky since an attractive girl with a low self esteem decides to be with him. In reality, the girl is only dating him because she's trying get over another guy (A.K.A. she's "on the rebound"). The opposite/converse of this would be a rebound chick.
Cynical Friend 1: What the hell does she see in him? She's way out of his league.
Cynical Friend 2: Oh, it's nothing serious. She's just trying to get over her last breakup. To her, he's just a disposable rebound guy.
Cynical Friend 2: Oh, it's nothing serious. She's just trying to get over her last breakup. To her, he's just a disposable rebound guy.
by Dexter Morgan Freeman February 23, 2014