grease swipe

The smudge you get on your phone when scrolling or swiping after eating a greasy meal.

Wipe off your phone, man. I can see the grease swipe on it.

by nicole95j June 16, 2016

grease the seat

the act of lubricating one's butthole in preperation for anal sex

man randy was so rough with me last nite. that bastard didn't even grease the seat

by WHINDMAN January 15, 2011

Grease Sweats

When you eat so much greasy food that you're body actually replaces your sweat with grease.

Cooper had a wicked case of the Grease Sweats after eating a whole bucket of KFC.

by Dave Dees June 30, 2011

Greased Sandwich

A form of group intercourse involving 3 or more men whereby the participants engage each other simultaneously so as to form a stack, or sandwich.

Yeah, Me, Ben and Gazza had a Greased Sandwich the other night.

by CraizyCraig3 May 19, 2017

Gurgle Grease

Another term for water, has flavored, sparkling, and fermented variations

Origins date back to the earliest humans drinking
See also; Ol' Splashy, Some moist

Bro I'm so thirsty!

Want some Gurgle Grease?

Hell yeah! I love me some moist.

by Thin_Mint_Oreo January 26, 2022

Grease Bunnies

Term for a female that prefers dating or having sex with mechanics

"Dude, every since I became certified as a mechanic I've got grease bunnies all over me"

by Zorina August 14, 2021

Grease Shingle

The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.

"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."

"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle

"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."

"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."

by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016