Lauren Ash Is Johnny Glocks To Johnny Pistol To Johnny WhistleBlower Ash Lauren

Lauren Ash Is Johnny Glocks To Johnny Pistol To Johnny WhistleBlower Ash Lauren

Lauren Ash Is Johnny Glocks To Johnny Pistol To Johnny WhistleBlower Ash Lauren

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 22, 2025

Glock Derangement Syndrome

A condition where someone will own a competitor to a Glock (example being the Sig Sauer ball destroyer) and constantly yap about how it’s “so much better than a Glock”, yet Glock still lives rent free in their head

“Bro my P320 is so much better than a Glock”

“Mf you got Glock Derangement Syndrome”

by everythingelseistakenbruhh September 28, 2025

glock box

where one keeps the glock that's in their 'rari

Can you get my glock out of the glock box for me? It's to your right.

by Dr. Knokkers February 19, 2017

Sound like a glock

When someone has a very deep voice you say they sound similar to the very loud and deep sound of a glock

Person: *speaking*
Person 2: Oh my gosh you sound like a glock

by PotatoMika March 13, 2021

Glock

A school supply that is popular amongst American culture.

American kid:

Hey ņikita! Why are you so quiet?

Ņikita: *reaches in bag for glock*

by akselly March 12, 2021

Glock 17

A Glock 17 is a ceramic nuclear fuel

I just threw my Glock 17 in a nuclear reactor like it was fuel ammunition and all

by Cody5050 November 8, 2020

Glock Drop

When two guys that are best friends each take a picture with there penises in each other mouths. This is not gay because no homo is in effect.

Those two guys are so.close they even have glock drops.

by Totally straight. April 2, 2022