Where your either mentally or physically delayed to the point where you are behind in everyday life (Ex. Trends, Memes, Irl happenings/events), and quite blatantly retarded on a unreachable level. If someone calls you this, you might as well just kill yourself from that grave of an insult.
"Dude, Ryan fr cannot have this bad of reaction time, bro is literally Globally Retarded."
"Bro, Noah is so Globally Retarded, he thought that the hit game Among Us was funny! And he also triggered a National Guard Response! What the fuck dude?"
"Dude, Brian put grandpappy in a goddamn blender, is he that fucking Globally Retarded?"
"Bro, Noah is so Globally Retarded, he thought that the hit game Among Us was funny! And he also triggered a National Guard Response! What the fuck dude?"
"Dude, Brian put grandpappy in a goddamn blender, is he that fucking Globally Retarded?"
by sexy hexy II March 04, 2023
Global panera bread is a wordplay on the word "global pandemic," in reference to the COVID-19 pandemic. Initially coined by TikTok users, this COVIDism was created to humorously describe the historical global health pandemic.
Similar terms include: global pandaemonium, global panorama (or panoramic), global pandemilovato, global pandora (or pandora's box), global panini, and global pandemilovato
Similar terms include: global pandaemonium, global panorama (or panoramic), global pandemilovato, global pandora (or pandora's box), global panini, and global pandemilovato
by SamuelleDeChamplaine April 30, 2021
"English is the global language. It's the language of business, trade and commerce, but French almost beat it and took its place". - LangFocus; Youtube.
by TheHeroKing April 22, 2023
by skibidi grimace March 14, 2024
by OHIOGOAT February 27, 2024
Mother nature putting down her clothe.
Tim: Winter's been warmer than usual lately, probably because of global warming.
Mike: Oh, it's just mother nature putting down her clothe and she's hot as fuck.
Mike: Oh, it's just mother nature putting down her clothe and she's hot as fuck.
by skeletonian April 19, 2021
ME FIVE DOLLAR MAXIMUM CURRENCY
LIGMA PREDICTAMENT.
JARED IS WAITING FOR.
A CORPORATION IN IT'S SELF that WOJ can only get to move to MOUNTAIN VIEW.
LIGMA PREDICTAMENT.
JARED IS WAITING FOR.
A CORPORATION IN IT'S SELF that WOJ can only get to move to MOUNTAIN VIEW.
It's a TENDERLOIN to be honest with you as the GLOBAL PUSSY HACK begins at ME | and ends at ME.
Well FUCK THAT as the TRANSACTION IS CANCELLED as go do a GLOBAL PUSSY HACK on the next circumstance.
That next definition is FIRST of THREE but a SWIFT FUCK only is the delicate GLOBAL PUSSY HACK as we are waiting for that TAYLOR MADE new name PUSSY CAT.
Well FUCK THAT as the TRANSACTION IS CANCELLED as go do a GLOBAL PUSSY HACK on the next circumstance.
That next definition is FIRST of THREE but a SWIFT FUCK only is the delicate GLOBAL PUSSY HACK as we are waiting for that TAYLOR MADE new name PUSSY CAT.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE December 23, 2021