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Global Simpicide

The act of grooming men around the world into becoming prioritized with begging to serve women's every "want". Men groomed this way are expected to line up and ask out every woman they come across if they can "take her on a date", with the intention of becoming her future provider of said woman's wants.

This is done via creating Youtube videos ranting about why men aren't approaching women, using shame lines such as "men who don't approach women are scared", patronizing lines such as "looks don't matter, there's someone for everyone".
1000s of women around the world are demanding online why men aren't approaching them as well as making a plethora of videos about what men need to do to serve them. Global simpicide.
by Based Fiend July 5, 2024
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Global SHIT Day

The Global SHIT Day is on July 15, 2024. The day was founded and inaugurated by the SHIT community at oshit.io and giveashit.io

It is also National Give Something Away Day. On this day, we celebrate the act of caring for others and the world by giving a helping hand and making the world more beautiful. We care, and we give a shit.
Jansen: "What do you do on Global SHIT Day?"
Edward: "We give a shit and make the world beautiful."
by WordsWise July 10, 2024
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global pooping pandemic

where everybody all has to poop at the same time
did you hear about the global pooping pandemic?”
by ddisy May 12, 2025
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Multi-global terrorist

That’s right, I’m proud of it
You should try it sometime
Honey what do you wanna be when you grow up
A multi-global terrorist ofc
by The professional definers June 11, 2025
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Global Village Idiot

A “Global Village Idiot” is a flat Earther who constantly unwittingly proves the Earth is a globe, whilst trying to prove it’s flat!

Years ago, village idiots would be tolerated by the villagers as a harmless local laughing stock. Nowadays, the internet has exposed the modern day village idiots, known as flat Earthers, to a global audience, hence the term “Global Village Idiot”!
“CC is one of the most hilarious flat Earthers on YouTube! He’s the very definition of a Global Village Idiot”!
by Terrysuki September 22, 2023
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AJV Global

Makes visa submission smooth, eases the process, helps prepare error free applications & guides you to success.

AJV Global = Visa Approved.
AJV Global makes education and migration easy.
by AJV Global November 25, 2021
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Global Warming

fake bs the media wants us to believe. We went from global cooling to global warming in 50 years
We're pumping enough co2 into the atmosphere causing global warming we are all going to burn
by OHIOGOAT February 27, 2024
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