by seggswithyamom September 06, 2021
One who sticks a watermelon in the microwave to warm it up the take it out then drill a hole in it then fucks it
by Maximimus June 06, 2017
A scenario fucker is a person who chooses his/her sexual partners by whether the situation ads some spice to the sex.
1. Scenario: The boy is from African descent and the girls parents (or even the girl) is racist towards his kind, so the guy will gladly put off his time to bang this girl in her parents bedroom, because the scenario just ads way more excitement to the sex then having sex with some other random girl which he doesn't know much about.
They usually have their favorite scenarios but are constantly after new challenges with new plots. The situation will always be the undertone to the orgasm.
2. Scenario: A guy gets women through tinder to come over for a meal, without them knowing he puts laxatives in their food so that they will shit in his bathroom, while they shit he will walk in naked and do a Louis C.K. (jerking off in front of someone)
1. Scenario: The boy is from African descent and the girls parents (or even the girl) is racist towards his kind, so the guy will gladly put off his time to bang this girl in her parents bedroom, because the scenario just ads way more excitement to the sex then having sex with some other random girl which he doesn't know much about.
They usually have their favorite scenarios but are constantly after new challenges with new plots. The situation will always be the undertone to the orgasm.
2. Scenario: A guy gets women through tinder to come over for a meal, without them knowing he puts laxatives in their food so that they will shit in his bathroom, while they shit he will walk in naked and do a Louis C.K. (jerking off in front of someone)
Joe: Did you hear what Mike did yesterday?
Steven: What did he do now?
Joe: He banged another one of his ex's girlfriends in the McDonald's bathroom
Steven: Why in the McDonald's bathroom?
Joe: He said that's where he met his ex for the first time, I guess he gets off by the thought of banging her friends there.
Steven: God, he's such a scenario fucker. At least he stopped having elevator sex by ringing the alarm and trying to finish off before the elevator technician can get the doors open again...
Joe: Oh no, he still does that.
Steven: What did he do now?
Joe: He banged another one of his ex's girlfriends in the McDonald's bathroom
Steven: Why in the McDonald's bathroom?
Joe: He said that's where he met his ex for the first time, I guess he gets off by the thought of banging her friends there.
Steven: God, he's such a scenario fucker. At least he stopped having elevator sex by ringing the alarm and trying to finish off before the elevator technician can get the doors open again...
Joe: Oh no, he still does that.
by Lars-Veklestad November 01, 2018
A racial slur for Egyptian
by Kniqqer September 16, 2016
by BazookaHorse November 29, 2017
A name describing a total douche bag, ass hole, dick face, or any other unpleasant description of a man.
An explicative word when one hurts them self.
An explicative word when one hurts them self.
" So last night I waited 45 minutes for Doug to show up. He never called or texted to say he wasn't coming, what a Fucker McFuckerton!!"
As I am pounding a nail into the wall, I accidentally hit my thumb with the hammer... "FUCKER McFUCKERTON!!"
As I am pounding a nail into the wall, I accidentally hit my thumb with the hammer... "FUCKER McFUCKERTON!!"
by xxkookie70 January 26, 2012
by BIg man Jew Fucker March 30, 2021