fried tofu

Refers to a person of asian descent who reverts back to dating asain guys after dating countless white guys.

Ugghhh David is such a fried tofu now, he was a total potato queen just last year. I guess, he was tired of dating trash white guys.

by Mark_Toronto August 5, 2019

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homeless fries

Leftover French fries found at the bottom of the bag. Can be claimed by anyone and are exceptionally delicious.

My family got some McDonald's, you want the homeless fries?

by Triggered savage May 7, 2017

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shit fries

The stinky ass kid in your Chem class that always mouths weird things to you like "help me" and stairs at you until you notice then does a weird ass gesture

"YO SHIT FRIES GIVE ME A PENCIL"

by Shit fries September 7, 2017

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Fried Uncle

An old wise man that turned from being an albino into a badly sunburnt prune

Dammit fried Uncle I told you about this

by LordEggOfDootenLand June 14, 2016

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Shrimp or Fries

A form of slang for a disgruntled United States Marine that isn't as brainwashed as the rest and doesnt want to say "Semper Fi"

Marine #1: Hoorah Lance Corporal Dank good job shooting today! Semper FI!!

Marine #2: Errrr, Shrimp or Fries!!

by Carlos Hathcock, USMC September 20, 2012

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A term used by highly motivated and highly skilled process operators to describe a Jaffa cake that has ripped back tendencies, whilst sharing the same characteristics as a fried edge during the baking procedure.

My gosh, look at how bad these fried backs are!

How many times must I tell you?! It’s not a ripped back, it’s a fried back!

These fried backs are causing chaos on the jam station!

It’s possible that more OBR will make the fried backs worse.

by Best oven Op No.1 December 28, 2021

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