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Forever 31

A fictional store where women can purchase age-inappropriate clothing.

Usually cited when a woman of advancing age (a) wears clothing better suited to a female half her age or (b) wears club clothes to work.
Person A: Lawd, did you see that dress Propecia was wearing today?

Person B: Yea, was there a sale at Forever 31 I didn't know about??

Person A: Yup, looks like that dress is from FXXXI's "Club to Conference Room" collection, late 2009 if I recall correctly.
by smarterbrother May 18, 2011
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Forever Head

When you do something right and your partner promises to give you head for the entirety of your relationship.
Ben: My girlfriend makes me want to be the best version of myself. I think I should start going to a therapist and achieve that level of me.

Andrew: I bet that'll get you some Forever Head from the lady.
by SlitSkirts February 27, 2017
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forever

Laq: goddamn i wish i had a relationship like luis and priscilla, forever oink 🐷 😔
by priscilla’s lover February 10, 2019
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foreverago

a term stupid people (like me) use when refering to something that happened a really really really really really long time ago
It seems like Spring Break was foreverago!
by erica10 May 5, 2007
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Foreternifinityever

Aaron and Kait are in true love that will last Foreternifinityever
by aarow September 10, 2010
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FOREVER NO MATTER WHAT

Say this in a sentence after a rule or thing you want to take from or give to someone in a game.
Only you can break a forever no matter what.
guy 1 - "I am invincible, forever no matter what."
guy 2 - "Awwww, man!"
by BENJACKJACKBEN May 6, 2018
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Former FedEx Employee

Any idiot who works for a package delivery company and leaves large boxes or expensive electronic equipement at a recipients home without getting a signature (on the doorstep or the like), then only to discover that the recipent called to complain that the delivery was never made, when in reality they kept the stuff without paying for it.. hence leaving the FedEx employee with some explaining to do.
"I ordered this new laptop from Gateway and when I got home that Former FedEx Employee left it at my door, what an idiot. I totally called the company and told them I never got it"
by Jacob Miller September 6, 2005
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