Tote

A derogatory name for a woman, similar to "bitch".

What a rude woman. She is such a fuckin tote!

by Grammar snob May 20, 2016

Totes Uh-y

An exclamation expressing utter admiration, envy or awe.

Or a word defining the epicness or coolness of an event.

-I just got a new penguin!
-OMG that's totes uh-y bruh!!!

or

-Fluffy socks are totes uh-y

awe epicness coolness admiration totes envy

by Pocoloca April 8, 2013

TOTE COCK

It is bigger than a TERA COCK and it can only be acquired if you are in the TOTE family.

OMG that guy has a TOTE COCK it’s so big.

by LINE Z NOT X December 2, 2020

scrote-tote

(skrəʊt - toht)

v.

To wrap one's flaccid scrotum up and around his un-erect penis, forming a dome-like apparatus that is firm to the touch.

When I gotta boo on the couch and the D's hangin out, I can't just have it weighing me down so I scrote-tote to the fridge and grab some fortys for me and mah shawty.

by Fio Dixon February 16, 2013

penis tote

A girthy bag carried by women in UGGs covered in fallic shapes. No one knows why, but scientists search for the answer.

Don't make fun of my awesome Penis Tote

by Stormsurge 420 January 17, 2023

totes

1. Short for Totally , total
2.Short for t0te bags

Look at my new totes, like it?
It"s totes cute!!

by hihi sky January 29, 2023

totes mcgots

When someone asks you to do something awesome. Also can mean something awesome.

Eli: Did you see em do that
Bill: It was Totes Mcgots

by Carl Beck January 30, 2014