Festive yule log

The art of stuffing a full bottle of squirty cream in your ass and curling a shit out on your partners chest and finish it off with a jizzy dressing

Hey dude fancy a festive yule log tonight ?

by Tipperdave November 12, 2025

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festivitis

Taking multiple sick days in the run up to Christmas

Half of the team are off with festivitis

by Starlin71 December 5, 2025

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This holiday is actually shinto, (stonage Japanese shamaism) I believe and is actually really great if you ever get to go to one. The snacks re worth it.

Japan's street phalas festival; the Kanamara Masuri (tokyo weekender)
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The famous Japan phalus festival
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Are you going to the Penis festival? It is The famous Japan phalus festival.

by Modern Women January 1, 2026

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Festival Carpenter

A type of person that worked back stage at a festival once and now thinks they're a certified
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I really don't want to take him on, he's a festival carpenter and will be a pain in the arse thinking he knows it all and not listening
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by Spgr86 March 11, 2023

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