Evan

Evan is a guy with an incredibly small penis usually grows hair long and looks like a pussy
OMG Evan is such a pussy
by Dylan Kettle May 30, 2016
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Evan

A stupid annoying incredibly low iq (40) person usually no one likes him and almost all the time when they get a girlfriend they get dumped right away.
Evan is dumb.
by Dumb boy 123 January 01, 2020
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Evan

A manulative fucking cunt. He is the singular most narcissistic prick you’ll ever meet. He’s so controlling and fucked up in the head. He always plays the victim card when he messes up which is all the time. He try’s too boss ppl around and gets mad when no one listens too him. He’s a jealous untrustworthy faggot. He thinks his penis is God’s gift too the planet and should honestly be a sex offender. He belongs in prison
Evan is gay
by Uhaveasmallpenis January 14, 2019
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Evanic

When there's absolutely no possible way to descirbe how you feel at the moment.
(While high) I feel so fucking evanic man...
by Honolulu Hyena June 01, 2011
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Evan

Evan. A total jackass. Will get to know you for a little while then later will block you on all social media. will make up excuses to not talk to you. PERIODT
Evan an asshole
by I think you know who I am October 02, 2019
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Evan

A smelly fucker , that has black hair , dandruff and shits himself ..

Probably shaves his pubes with a toothbrush

Gets sick upon himself and has fantasy’s of niggers sucking each other’s throbbing cocks
*Devan* : Your fucking smelly af
by NEGROFingers March 10, 2019
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