Ego Fried

When someone says something that hurts you personally

"Did you hear wat tom said to Josh, man that dude was ego fried."

by Be-ezy December 22, 2008

ego impaired

When a person makes an obviously selfish decision, or when a person lets their ego get in the way of doing the right thing.

That's so ego impaired when coach moved practice to 6am because he wants to go out for breakfast.

by Gillybean February 22, 2015

ego swipe

When you're on Tinder and you swipe right on a 7 or below just to see if they liked you back.

Man that nigga Jerome just ego swiping.
Nigga don't ego swipe

by Ramboy September 22, 2015

Ego-testical

A person who believes they have really big testicles but they don't

Hey man I've got some huuuuge balls
LET ME SEE!! Hey no you don't you're so ego-testical

by AngusJ6 November 21, 2016

ego clog

An ego clog happens when a lady can only think and talk about herself. All her sentences start with "I"

SHe was a crappy date once the ego clog set in...

by Zele Ceesawl October 26, 2015

ego clog

An ego clog happens when a lady can only think and talk about herself. All her sentences start with "I"

SHe was a crappy date once the ego clog set in...

by Zele Ceesawl October 26, 2015

Ego Contusion

A bruise to the self. Or a bruise to the ego.

Man, that must've been an ego contusion

by ElephanteGirl December 26, 2019