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The Girlfriend Experience

When a female who is not your girlfriend nags you, controls you, monitors what you’re doing, won’t let you spend time with your friends, spends your money and kills your dreams..
(this is essentially the opposite of what most people think the term means..they assume it means a sex and social partner, when in actuality, the definition above is often what you get from many, not all, but many so called “girlfriends”, both actual and those simply giving the experience of having one. Highly NOT recommended🚫
C****? No, she’s not my girlfriend, W****!
But you hang out with her all the time..she pretty much gives you “the girlfriend experience”.
She just cares about me, bro..
by Tahkwuh November 20, 2020
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The Ed Experience

When you leave your wife for another woman and ignore all your kids, then try to control your new girlfriend, only to find out that karma has bitten you in the ass and you can't get it up no more.
"You mean we finally filed for divorce, dealt with all the family drama, got on a flight to Puerto Rico, and now you're tell me you can't get it up?"

"That's right baby, welcome to The Ed Experience."
by WiscoWhistler November 7, 2020
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teenagers with experience

an online platform created to provide a space for teenagers to share their voice and experience. HTTP://teenagerswithexperience.com
I recently started volunteering for this online organisation called Teenagers With Experience!
by allynasa October 8, 2020
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social experiment walk

When a person doing a social experiment follows a camera man that is walking backwards while explaining the dumb shit that he is going to do.
look at that idiot, he's doing the social experiment walk.
by definer182 April 19, 2017
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Social Experiment

A polite way to explain pulling douchey pranks on random people. Often on YouTube has (GONE WRONG) on the title to clickbait.
(Social Experiment)
What they say: hey guys lets go do some social experiments.
What they mean: lets go annoy random people on the street.
by RadioGum May 22, 2017
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ultimate customer experience

When a company or organization provides customer service that exceeds all expectations and you walk away feeling like a pretty princess. Abbreviated as UCE.
I just went to the scooter shop and had the ultimate customer experience.
by babouarcher June 30, 2017
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Social experiment

The act of harassing a person or group of people, whilst recording their reactions in order to explore social norms and behaviour. Such recordings are often uploaded to the well known scientific journal: "YouTube".

Not to be confused with trolling or pranking.
It's just a social experiment trying to shed light on how people react when I eat their food without asking.
by AnythingGoesIfItsAnExperiment December 1, 2017
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