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Senior Creeper

High school senior boys without dates for prom that "creep" around the freshman section at school around April, all in hopes of finding a decent looking freshman girl to ask to prom, in order to avoid embarrassment by showing up dateless.
Guy 1: "Dude, you got a date for prom?"
Guy 2: "No. But I think I'll ask a freshman. They're desperate."
Guy 1: "Yeah man, good idea. So true by the way."
Guy 3: "Psh, Senior Creepers. Good luck with that."
by yeahimcrazy September 1, 2011
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Midnight Creeper

When you wake up in the middle of the night and start having sex with the girl sleeping next to you.
Joey said "Hey man I woke up in the middle of the night with a raging boner so I gave my girl the ol' Midnight Creeper"
by geoffstacks June 17, 2009
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Creeper Complex

A complex where someone sees everyone and everything as "awkward" or "creepy"--words they use about 50 times a day. They construe ordinary, benign strangers as foreign, distant, and obtrusive, and regard unusual events outside the realm of their own standards & norms with an unreasonable amount of incredulity, disdain, or even alarm. Because of this, they often become avoidant, hesitant, and isolated in public situations, and so ironically, they become the most awkward and creepy people. Their construal of other people becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy when everyone meets their awkwardness with avoidance and mistrust--everything characterized by a creeper. Thus, they really do live in a world of creepers with everything becoming "awkward" and "creepy", hence, the "Creeper Complex".
Dumb bitch with creeper complex: OMG, that person is so awkward! And look at that guy over there! He's being WAY too comfortable with himself, and I'm NOT okay with it. Where the hell are my friends.

Normal, upstanding group: (*talking to each other*) Who the hell is that dumb bitch over there? Can we go back to having a good time?

Bitch: (*seeing the group*) OMG those people just shot me a strange eye... They ARE creepy! (*flees*)
by CaptainNero July 13, 2009
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Creeper Dad

A dad puts on sun glasses to check out his daughter's friends when they are at the pool.
Can you believe Dani's dad, he is always watching us when we are at the pool. He's a total Creeper Dad.
by Knucklehead Shrimpy April 26, 2010
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Creeper Complex

a type of complex where a person makes everything more awkward than it is, calls everyone a "creeper", has shitty social competence, and snubs people that are different from them. It's not that other people are weird, they just freak out at everything and make situations more tense than they really are.
At a popular beach resort, two girls are posing for a photo taken by a third girl, standing a considerable distance apart. A man lingers between them, on his cell phone, unaware that he is standing in the way. They hesitate for a moment before asking him to move, in which he apologizes as he moves out of the way. Afterwards:
Girl 1: OMG, that guy was SUCH a creeper!
Girl 3: ... ? No--he was just on the phone and he couldn't tell that he was in the way. You and you're god-damm creeper complex need to calm the fuck down.
by GatorFan87 July 2, 2009
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Myspace Creeper

(Noun) 1. A person who frequents your Myspace account on a daily/weekly basis. 2. A person who is capable of recalling the pictures you have posted, recent comments, captions, Etc. 3. One who knows too much personal information about your Myspace, possible only from mass amounts of time viewing it.
1. My tracker says that Jim looked at my Myspace every day this week. What a fucking Myspace Creeper!
2. Boy: Hey! Your the girl with that picture of yourself in a bathing suit on your Myspace!
Girl: Yeh whatever you say Myspace Creeper.
3. Charles knows everything about her myspace. He's a goddam Myspace Creeper.
by Jim Nantz December 9, 2008
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Creeper Van

Those scary vans that pedophiles and rapists like to drive. They are often used to transport groups of people or equipment, but can also be used by weirdos to kidnap and rape people in the back. They are often, but not always white and the weirdest ones don’t have windows in the back.
Why is that creeper van parked at a school?
Stay away from that creeper van! Who knows who's driving it!
Don't buy a creeper van if you don't have to because it makes you seem weird.
by Anti-Creeper June 28, 2011
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