colton shaffner

Giant cock

I banged Colton shaffner and for a week it looked like I was riding a horse

by Heepel May 10, 2016

Colton

yaboi
The weeb god
A walking piece of shit.

He has gotten out of many sexual harassment lawsuits through the sheer power of being an old ass man
He has erectile dysfunction from yeeting that meat

Colton can often be found busting nuts to lolis, Please don't arrest him mr FBI he wont last in prison

by CraftyChef November 12, 2019

Colton

Plays hockey all the time he is literally obsessed with it. He's the best hockey player on his team. Ditched the Broncos for the firebirds

Colton is dum

by Logan the mysterious guy October 31, 2019

colton

he will brake your heart. he is cold, mean, and rude

girl 1: ugh colton just called me ugly...
girl 2: oh no! he's such i jerk!

by creamyblood October 18, 2020

Colton

Colton. The Best boy i've ever met. He is the sweetest dont ever let him go. I LOVE HIM SMMM HE TOLDS THE DOOR FOR ME AND SAID I WAS CUTEEEE

me: whats up
friend: nothing much..ooooo coltonnnn your husbanddd
me: runs away*

by ilovecoltonomfg September 22, 2021

Colton

What life is like with only 2 brain cells

This post was made by a colton

MMMmmmmMmmmMmMmmmMMmmm wallet inspector Colton here

by coltonwuzhere2026 March 8, 2020

colton cockermouth

He a cool guy

wow your cool colton cockermouth

by coltoncockermouth July 30, 2022