cheater pease

Cheater pease is a derivative of the words peter, and cheese(peter cheese), which is the stuff that seeps out of the end of ones penis during sexual arousal, whether during self or assisted stimulation. Basically natural male lubrication that comes out silky smooth and ends up all crusty and shit, like those days when you wake up and your eye lid is stuck shut 'cause you've been dreamin heavy like a mug.

1. "I was whackin off on your moms face last night while she was asleep, and my cheater pease dripped into her eye, then when she woke up in the morning she couldn't open that sumbitch.", "Haha, that's sick doot!!one!!tilde"

2. Pornstar - "Lick the cheater pease off my cack you slutbag, that's right, you'sa badgirl!"

by Wicked-Wun June 21, 2006

Juve Cleaver

A woman in her 30s or 40s who looks like she's in her 50s and acts like she's 13. Typically what this means is that they look a little too old for their age ( from too much partying or smoking ) and have the intelligence of roughly an early teen - not a good combination.

A play on June Cleaver - Juve = Juvenile. Juve Cleaver is both the singular and plural form. Juve Cleaver is usually blonde.

Juve Cleaver can regularly be found at popular bars and restaurants surrounded by other similar bimbos having similar traits. They are usually very loud and obnoxious to assure getting attention.

Also Juve Cleaver usually has a network of douchebag guys around who also lack adequate intelligence to be anything else but a Ward for their Juve.

A common behavior mode for Juve Cleaver is to stalk ex-boyfriends using the douchebag guy as a proxy, eventually showing up at the location of the ex-boyfriend and his date causing drama and making themselves look like the psychos they are. This behavior can usually be expected since Juve Cleaver has no shortage of men who have dumped her.

Buddy: Wasn't those gals at the last place? Why is that psycho looking blonde glaring at us?

Paul: Oh yes, that's Michelle and her friends, the douchebag over there is her proxy-stalker. We're being stalked by Juve Cleaver.

Buddy: BITCH!

by paulvmunix December 21, 2007

Vacuum and Cleaner

1.the bestest friends no matter what they go through

2.the coolest pair of people you will ever meet

3. aka Melena and Chick
aka Freak Show Co-Hosts
aka PERFECTION

"OMG!!! they are ALMOST Vacuum and Cleaner, the only reason i know they arent is because Vacuum and Cleaner and often imitated, yet NEVER duplicated"

by mhsno October 21, 2008

pipe-cleaner

the mythical first pish after a session of spanking ones ham, which clears ones steaky pipe of any remaining wankpiss

Me : Oh, i had a pipe-cleaner about 10mins ago, refreshing...to the max

Paul : dont worry, theres no sugar...

by Oliver Q. Cuntbuttock September 20, 2008

Downloadable CD cLEAner

A fig-ment of in|cheef's imagination

(in|cheef):Where can i download a cd cleaner?

by vast March 17, 2003

Pipe Cleaner

Women who like to suck dirty and smelly penises.

A: Man, you should take a shower. You stink!
B: I'll take one later. My pipe cleaner is waiting next door
A: Oh, I didn't know. Hey, can I take a shower real quick? I'm going to meet my bitch in 30 minutes and she doesn't like smelly dicks at all!
B: WTF! That biatch next door is doing it for free. Why wasting all that water. Let her clean your pipe!
A: Sounds like a plan :)

by woobledoo1978 February 11, 2005

Cheater-Strike

A better way to describe Counter-Strike, A Half-Life mod filled with n00bs and Cheaters.

Pro: You fucking H4x0r n00b...
Cheater: STFU I dun cheet nub, I r teh 1337
Pro: ADMIN "Pro" used command Admin_slowhack "Cheater"
Pro: There ya go bitch.

by I play dod now cause cs/cz is filled with 11-year-old bitches. April 20, 2004