A wonderful human being with a kind heart, an amazing brain, and a golden soul. Thoughtful and intentional. Bold and gentle. Passionate and wise. Fun and sweet. He is a killer soccer player and an incredible musician. A lover of books, a teller of stories, and a discoverer of beauty. He is a generous giver whose recommendations are always gold. He has epic dance moves and is the most fun, joyful person to have dance parties with. He makes the greatest scrambled eggs and kills tarantulas. He has beautiful, dark eyes, a knockout-shaved head, and a really good smile. Christian is a true friend. Trustworthy and loyal. He’s there for you and has your back and reminds you of that often. He would do a lot to make you smile which you realize is pretty amazing and invaluable. You are very grateful and thankful for him and all that he is.
by Sunflower27 May 4, 2023
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Get the Christian mug.the meanest, rudest, most stuck up guy. if you ever talk to him, which you probably will cause he tries to get with every girl, run. like runnnnnnn. he is a good talker and will convince you that he cares but i promise he doesn’t. he denies that he’s a fuckboy but he is the ultimate one. his relationships only last 4 days because he has commitment issues and just wants to hoe around. he plays the same games with every girl he talks to so if he make you feel special just remember you are probably not in his eyes. but who gives a fuck abt him cause he’s a piece of shit. he thinks he’s the hottest guy ever but he’s actually really ugly. so just do yourself a favor and drop him before you catch feelings unless you wanna look like the biggest clown.
new girl- “do y’all know a guy named christian”
every girl in the school “omg yes he’s the biggest player!!! do NOT go for him!!!”
every girl in the school “omg yes he’s the biggest player!!! do NOT go for him!!!”
by the ultimate clown September 25, 2019
Get the christian mug.The BEST boyfriend you will ever meet. You will want to see him EVERY day! He’s sweet, cute, funny, and a total dummy, he might not be the smartest but he’s amazing in every way. He’s the person you can talk to about ANYTHING. He will always love you, and he will always get mad when you talk about other boys in front of him, he will always make sure your ok.
by Divineeee July 1, 2019
Get the Christian mug.He is the most ugliest person ive ever met. ANYWAYS hes super annoying and we all wish he could die!
He plays minecraft and in love with anhad AND jay.
He also has failed all his classes and does terrible in them. (even im better)
For some reason most girls had a crush on him, not anymore since hes a bitc
He plays minecraft and in love with anhad AND jay.
He also has failed all his classes and does terrible in them. (even im better)
For some reason most girls had a crush on him, not anymore since hes a bitc
"hey! whats your name :D"
"Its um, christian."
"STAY AWAY!"
"why??"
"first of all your worthless,disgusting,terrible,ugly,dumb and weird!"
"Its um, christian."
"STAY AWAY!"
"why??"
"first of all your worthless,disgusting,terrible,ugly,dumb and weird!"
by Lenkaswife March 2, 2022
Get the Christian mug.The Word Christian is Only used for Goat. If your not the goat than never say "Christian" from your come up mouth.
Another way you can say "Christian" is Cheeser because "Christian" is super Cheeser.
Another way you can say "Christian" is Cheeser because "Christian" is super Cheeser.
by SoCheesy March 14, 2017
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