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Christian

He is a stupid smelly kid that goes to Jane Addams and he just sucks all around.
Christian is ___
by YupYT90 January 10, 2019
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christian

christian is usually the friend in the group that gets all the big girls. and thinks he is the best at everything but crys at simple shit like basketball
hey christian how is your peen? (ethan the fag says)
by thepoormansense December 14, 2018
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that's christian

To be closed minded and judgmental of those you cannot control.
That's Christian.

A. Mom won't accept that just because I'm a girl, doesn't mean that I just have to like boys.
B. That's Christian of her. Maybe she needs to read more books.

A. Dude "That's Gay"
B. Dude; thats christian of you to say so.
by Doctor Zoso December 14, 2015
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Christian

A person who doesnt know who he truly is, he not particularly good at anything and hides his true self from others, he has no meaning in life he doesnt know if he can truly call himself human.
Christian
by trulycurious June 28, 2022
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Christian

Christian is that guy everyone finds annoying but is still friends with. He likes to insult people. Every time he opens his mouth you know it’s something stupid or something so smart it’s still stupid. He’s annoying but he’s smart. Likes to use bigger words
Christian: “I will liquidize all my assets to hire someone to smack you everyday for a week”
by dragonspirit666 September 7, 2020
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Christian

A person who usually screws and tries to make everyone happy.But at the end he tries to do the right thing but always messes up.Don’t let the choices he made define who he is cause a Christian can come a brighten your day.Usually he’s a person whose alone and struggles with his feelings but he deals with alone so the next time you call one weak think twice.
Christian is a person who needs to be cared for
by Randomstranger67 September 20, 2020
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christian

the meanest, rudest, most stuck up guy. if you ever talk to him, which you probably will cause he tries to get with every girl, run. like runnnnnnn. he is a good talker and will convince you that he cares but i promise he doesn’t. he denies that he’s a fuckboy but he is the ultimate one. his relationships only last 4 days because he has commitment issues and just wants to hoe around. he plays the same games with every girl he talks to so if he make you feel special just remember you are probably not in his eyes. but who gives a fuck abt him cause he’s a piece of shit. he thinks he’s the hottest guy ever but he’s actually really ugly. so just do yourself a favor and drop him before you catch feelings unless you wanna look like the biggest clown.
new girl- “do y’all know a guy named christian”

every girl in the school “omg yes he’s the biggest player!!! do NOT go for him!!!”
by the ultimate clown September 25, 2019
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