Chris

An amazing guy, Incredibly sweet. Tall, Blonde hair, Blue eyes. funny, and is beast at Rock Band. Closest man to perfection you will ever get. Will make you fall in love once you get to know him. Seems quiet and shy at first glance, But is the exact opposite when you get to know him.

beautiful sweet amazing sexy Chris

by babygurl222467357isinlove July 14, 2011

Chris

A smelly old man who sings Taylor Swift songs in alphabetical order while watching the Wild Thorn Berrys.

Typical, Chris is sitting home again.

by BOOPLOOP May 19, 2011

chris

all girls reject chris because hes a tall prick with a tiny dick

oh look chris is gay

by hhjjjkkkk October 23, 2018

Chris

Small dick bear with a shit ton of hair

U see that Chris

Hairy ass mother fuker

by Pussy slayer mmm February 9, 2019

Chris

A name that is synonymous with extraordinary traits and features. The name 'Christopher' is derived from ancient Egyptian royalty, hieroglyphics depict the subject as always being with Bitches.

That man Chris, done fucked all the bitches.

by HoWtOdOyOu December 20, 2016

Chris

He is a really hot guy that everyone talks to. He normally is tall and likes short blondes. He is super sweet and will do basically anything you ask him too.

OMG. Did you hear Emma is dating chris. Yes and they are COUPLE GOALS.

by OH MY GOSH RONNY April 21, 2018

Chris

Chris is just a straight up total fucking dog and doesn't attend your birthday dinners.

1: are you coming to my birthday dinner?
Chris: yeah man of course
(birthday dinner date)
1: Wheres Chris?! he's fucking dogged us again!

by PreamCied May 2, 2019