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Cheesy Gordita Crunch 

That one item on that sweet sweet Taco Bell menu that will literally make you shit your guts so far out of your ass they will land in Canada unless you live in Canada then it’ll probably end up somewhere in the Ohio...but like it’s worth it
Carl: Ayo I need that good shit
Taco Bell Cashier: What sir?
Carl: I NEED THAT GOOD SHIT, FUCKER
Taco Bell Cashier: Sir please specify or leave the store
Carl: Oh yea I want that good ass Cheesy Gordita Crunch

Cheesy Farts

Referance to Fart/Farts. Only it smells like blue, or other kinds of cheese that smell bad.
Cheesy Farts-Yo man! He just blew the cheesiest fart ever!.. That reeks!
Cheesy Farts by Joel227 July 20, 2007

Cheesy P 

Right before climaxing, unleash your load on a slice of pizza and feed it to your partner.
Laquisha- Did you know that Justin made me dinner last night.

Shaniqua- Really? What did he make?
Laquisha- he made me a cheesy p.

Shaniqua- Cheesy P?
Laquisha- it's when he unloaded on a pizza and fed it to me.

Shaniqua- ...
Cheesy P by LonsterCocker99 November 21, 2015

Cheesy Dick

The art of eating Hot Cheetos (usually drinking Dr. Pepper as well) and never washing your hands, proceeding to wipe them on your pants right next to the genital region, therefore leaving a stain of cheese on your dick.
"Look at Eric eat those Hot Cheetos"
"He is such a mess"
"Now watch him wipe his hand on his pants"
"He's got a bad case of cheesy dick"
Cheesy Dick by DaKushmasta June 24, 2016

Cheesy Stick 

A DJ of immense cheese proportions - the cheesiest DJ known the world over.. has the ability to play the bestest, cheesiest, most profound mix of 70's & 80's dancehall classics and dancefloor fillers. An urban legend if you will, on the university circuit all those years ago.
these sounds are bad man, but i like it....it must mean Cheesy Stick is on the decks.
Cheesy Stick by Another DJ October 4, 2006

Cheesy Walrus 

Fucking a fat, yeast infected bitch.
Wow, I had sex with a cheesy walrus.. I'm not too proud.

Common host is Kim M, from massachusetts
Cheesy Walrus by Brian Mook January 22, 2009