Carson

He's really desperate. He can be a pervert! He wants to fuck me 'cause I'm senpai ;) ~ Nadia~Senpai

OMG CARSON RAPED MY CHICKEN! D:

by KISSMYASSBITCHES September 2, 2018

Carson

Carson is an idiot but can be really funny

Carson: ligma

Random dude: ligma what
Carson: ligma balls!!!!!!

by Carson90 January 10, 2019

Carson

a buff male who often go to the pool by himself and talks to strangers

Kelly: So i was laying out at the pool today this really hot creeper came up and started talking to me.

Kaitlyn: omg what a Carson

by picklesworth12345 August 12, 2009

carson

Carson is a Jew that gets assed fucked bye his girls 24 inch dildo well he eats burgers and had cream cheese on his face

Carson was bent over with 24 inches inside him well eating cream cheese

by suckit123456 January 15, 2018

Carson

A cunt hair that smell like a donkey who lives in shit plant

You remember seeing that nasty looking person the other day ya Carson

by Allen jahnke June 9, 2017

Carson

The worst boyfriend you could ever have, he is a sweet taker, and after he gets tired of sweet talking to you he dumps you. Never ever get you a Carson. He is so rude after y’all break up, just never ever get a carson

He just broke up with her, and just left her, he is such a Carson🙄

by Anonymous 1204 January 28, 2018

Carson City Milkshake

When a girl lies on her back and puts her legs behind her head so she's curled up like a ball with her fa-la-la sticking up in the air. The male counterpart then squats over the girl and begins intercourse. Mid-coitus he produces the poop he's stored up from a lunch of pepperoni Hot Pockets, and shits into the girl counterparts' perfectly aligned anus.

Karen made me pepperoni Hot Pockets for lunch. You know what that means...Carson City Milkshake. *high five*

by Sir Poopington Fantastic October 7, 2009