Fucking caned

An Australian slang term pronounced 'faaa-ken cayyynd,' meaning something 'really hurt.'

I hit my shins on that metal bar last week and it fucking caned mate!

by Mimsta August 2, 2022

Kick the Cane

The act performed when an old person upsets you.

Mr. Dikeman was sure rude to me, I really wanted to kick the cane and watch him fall over.

by BoogieBobert89 May 2, 2025

Cleveland Candy Cane

When you ass fuck someone, shit gets all over your dick, and then you cum on someone’s face, so it looks like a candy cane, but Cleveland style. Similar to a candy cane, which is when you fuck a girl in period and when ur cum on her face, period blood also gets on her face.

Man, I just gave Finn a Cleveland candy cane; I hope he likes the taste.

by dirtywords872 February 7, 2023

Caning

The sexual act of repeatedly sticking a candy cane into a woman’s vagina.

My cousin Walter said that even after him and his lady broke up, she’d call him every year around Christmas, looking for another “caning.”

by The Pizza Parker June 26, 2021

lazy candy cane

A candy cane that does not partake in normal candy cane things like hanging on a tree

Look at that lazy candy cane on a tree

by ItaDick March 15, 2017

candy cane

a code name for a kiss 💋

candy cane means kiss

by peachole November 22, 2020

candy cane style

When you bend your dick like a candy cane when you fuck so you don’t nutt in her

I forgot my condoms so I fucked Sandy Candy Cane Style

by whyallnamestaken. March 25, 2019