Canadian coffee

Black coffee sweetened with maple syrup.

Hey Jim, how do you take your coffee?

Jim: Do you have any maple syrup? I feel like a Canadian coffee today.

by AllIwantForChristmasIsAhippo December 25, 2009

canadian baptism

The act of one man ejaculating on another's face, and both mem subsequently apologizing profusely to the other, all occuring in the bathroom of a Tim Horton's.

"My bad man, I was busy all day saturday and missed the canadian baptism, see you at the next one"

by MethLabForCutie October 8, 2017

Canadian Finger

A razor-sharp icicle of frozen piss, that can be inserted up one's anus, vagina, and or urethra.

I went outside to take a leak don't ya know, and I made myself a Canadian finger for later.

by Curious Canadian January 30, 2021

Canadian Bigfoot

Something Ethan Hudlow believes in, and Canadian is his religion

Ethan was chased by Canadian bigfoot

by A Person3333333 August 24, 2018

canadian bidet

When you take a dump in the snow, and have to wipe using snow instead of toilet paper.

Jeff had to take an urban dump yesterday. He had to do a Canadian Bidet

by CaptainCadomin December 19, 2018

Canadian Slingshot

Quickly pulling across multiple lanes of traffic without signalling. Most commonly done immediately after getting on the highway.

Holy fucknuggets! Did you see that dipshit pull a Canadian Slingshot? And right in front of a cop, too!

by Fat & Furious December 21, 2013

Canadian Baguette

The act of filling your partner's ass with mapple sirup then puttin your penis in it and making your partner suck it.

I gave my girlfriend a Canadian Baguette yesterday because she was nice and stayed in the kitchen all day she appreciated the treat.

by Tchando November 23, 2020