Caden is the type of person who doesn't understand how to communicate with other people and he doesn't have a relationship with either of his parents. He jumps from place to place with no real home. He thinks that diarrhea sounds are the funniest thing ever. He has a weird valley girl drawl to his voice. They're also part non beanery. SLAY THEY!!!!! anyways, the queer is definitely an interesting something. I guess. A bit ugly but those that enjoy mcdonalds will like them I think. FULL of gas and poop pretty often. Can be funny too depending on your... type. A very loud laugh and will laugh at anything. He also plays fortnite a lot and when we talk to it it will just sometimes not even listen to us and then eventually fall asleep.
"Caden is asleep again."
"Ewwwww Caden farted out of its fubby ass!"
"Caden, are you listening? Hello? HELLLOOOOO?"
"Ewwwww Caden farted out of its fubby ass!"
"Caden, are you listening? Hello? HELLLOOOOO?"
by anonymous January 12, 2024
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by AccurateNameDefine June 21, 2022
Get the Cadenmug. Caden is a boy who somehow gets every girls nudes and doesnt even talk to them, but when he does they fuck him over and actively hunt his dick, but he cant see that even though his wiser older brother knows better, he wont listen and he'll come back saying that he was right all along
Daniel: don't go for her she only wants you pecker
Caden: lol haha no i no listen
2 weeks later....
Caden: you were right daniel, please for give me
Daniel: no fuck off
Caden: lol haha no i no listen
2 weeks later....
Caden: you were right daniel, please for give me
Daniel: no fuck off
by The wise daniel February 17, 2021
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by anonymous January 6, 2021
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The best guy you can get to. Tries to be cool by being in the popular groups. Is good looking for all girls and doesn't give the biggest frick.
by Freddie Perry February 10, 2019
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