3 guys are in a cafe,
One says: I've got the smallest arm of the world!
Another says: I've got the smallest head of the world!
Last one says: I've got the smallest dick of the world!
The 3 guys go to Guinness World Records.
First one goes first and returns happy: I've really got the smallest arm in the world!
Second returns happy too: I've really got the smallest head of the world!
Last one returns angry and screams: WHO THE FUCK IS JUSTIN BIEBER?
One says: I've got the smallest arm of the world!
Another says: I've got the smallest head of the world!
Last one says: I've got the smallest dick of the world!
The 3 guys go to Guinness World Records.
First one goes first and returns happy: I've really got the smallest arm in the world!
Second returns happy too: I've really got the smallest head of the world!
Last one returns angry and screams: WHO THE FUCK IS JUSTIN BIEBER?
by Ashund00d November 01, 2010
by Jaremaing July 06, 2010
A creature created for humanity to ridicule and hate on.. but most importantly he was created as the creature with the largest vagina known to man. His vagina is now known as the only thing that can capacitate Chuck Norris's penis..
wow.. Justin Bieber is a homo..
Hey! give him a break.. hes helping out Chuck Norris with his vagina.
Hey! give him a break.. hes helping out Chuck Norris with his vagina.
by zacattack690 October 18, 2010
A annoying little mop haired manwhore who's voice is higher than alvin and the chipmunks's. Who only sings about love and 'shorty'.
by enajammE August 31, 2010
Noun (HUGE Fag-got): Noun
An in-the-closet homosexual singer who believes he is a BAMF (Bad Ass Mother Fucker) just because he has the vocal range of a 5-7 year old girl and denies to the death that he is gay.
Justin Bieber (justin BEE-bər ): Adjective
The act of having tremendously undersized genetalia.
An in-the-closet homosexual singer who believes he is a BAMF (Bad Ass Mother Fucker) just because he has the vocal range of a 5-7 year old girl and denies to the death that he is gay.
Justin Bieber (justin BEE-bər ): Adjective
The act of having tremendously undersized genetalia.
Justin Bieber-- I SWEAR TO GOD I'M STRAIGHT!
Most Men-- The grow a pair and stop singing like a Preschooler!
Justin Bieber-- But i've seen so many girls penises before!
Everyone with a brain-- Girls don't have those you dumbass...
Justin Bieber-- ... Fuck
Girlfriend-- you have a Justin Bieber
Boyfriend-- God dammit...
Most Men-- The grow a pair and stop singing like a Preschooler!
Justin Bieber-- But i've seen so many girls penises before!
Everyone with a brain-- Girls don't have those you dumbass...
Justin Bieber-- ... Fuck
Girlfriend-- you have a Justin Bieber
Boyfriend-- God dammit...
by Not you or a friend of yours. October 12, 2010
Properties of word: Verb.
Usage:Used as insult to the masculinity of any human.
Definition: A person who has not hit puberty; To undermine someone for being such a fag; To have women all over the world that love him, many who in which are very attractive, and still like to suck another a mans genitals.
Usage:Used as insult to the masculinity of any human.
Definition: A person who has not hit puberty; To undermine someone for being such a fag; To have women all over the world that love him, many who in which are very attractive, and still like to suck another a mans genitals.
by Dan Bowser October 09, 2010
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