cha-bling 

Used when referring to completed Nandos loyalty cards

A: Check out my cha-bling!
B: Whoa you got a free chicken comin' dude!

cha-bling by mrlambo March 27, 2011

Geek bling bling

Flashy high tech items, often accessories to other high tech items such as cell phones and PCs.

Examples are metal (often chrome or gold) plated USB Flash Drives & Bluetooth headsets

Our hardware engineer wears that Flash Drive like Geek bling bling

Geek bling bling by SPOCK2 December 9, 2008

Thought bling 

An original idea advertised in a social context to enhance the reputation of the person presenting the idea.

Ew, she's such a brain. What a bunch of thought bling. Let's rip her to shreds.

Thought bling by shadyladyk February 11, 2010

BUNG Bling 

The practice of hiding valuables in one's rectum. Often performed by criminals to hide contraband.

That kid was arrested with half a jewelry store up his butt. Quite the bung bling.

BUNG Bling by Byron33196_2 January 11, 2014

max bling

A FUCKING DICKHEAD WHO SHOULD COMMIT SUICIDE BECAUSE NO ONE LIKES HIM AND FUCKS CANDLES ON A DAILY BASIS THE RETARDED JABBA THE HUT

FUCK YOU MAX BLING DICKHEAD

max bling by ShakaylaisHawt June 7, 2016

Ming Bling

A type of jewelry only worn by the rare species of Ming. Big sparkly jewelry in the shape of a M representing the name Ming. Ming can be found in the wild jungles of Chars backyard.

Look there is a Ming in my backyard! He’s wearing some Ming Bling!

Ming Bling by GotMing? October 3, 2017

Hotline bling 

When an ex has blocked you and you get that monotone female robot telling you to fuck off before a dreary bleep disconnects you.

I know with that hotline bling, that can only mean one thing. My ass is blocked

Hotline bling by Drake the dank engine July 5, 2018