Beaner Bag

When a person, usually of Hispanic ethnicity, inexplicably throws a bean bag off of a waitress' face from 20 yards away and knocks her entire tray of drinks to the ground shattering glass everywhere.

Example #1:

Did you see Carlos beaner bag that fucking bar maid?

Example #2:

The bar manager refused to turn on the Mexico vs USA soccer game for Julio, so he got pissed and beaner bagged her racist fat-ass.

by Jeff Saltamachia January 1, 2009

freak beaner

a crazy mexican, or homeless hispanic
a friendly hello to a mexican friend

wazzup freak beaner, man you goin straight up freak beaner on his ass

by Sean simmons(stolen from Kim schroeder) May 11, 2004

coffee beaner

were a guy/girl sucks/licks a girls clit

boy *you are the best coffee beaner ever!*
girl *aww thanx hun and your the best teabagger ever!*

by Silent Lullaby December 28, 2005

Sea Beaner

A Hawaiian, AKA a mexican that lives by the sea. They eat shitty foods, smell bad, and work for nothing. They also like to let old broken cars pile up in front of their house they they never end up fixing.

The car lot across the street from me is filed with sea beaners.

Sea Beaners love L & L BBQ.

by ?>< May 29, 2010

beaner-chaser

A person (especially a white person) who specifically flirts with and dates Latinos/Latinas.

This term deals with races, but is not considered racist itself.

John is such a beaner-chaser and can't get enough of those Latin girls.

by will_the_bio_chick June 30, 2010

beaner-lover

When a white or any woman likes Mexican guys.

T: dude your ex is a beaner-lover now.

M: ya I know.

T: such a downgrade you guys were perfect.

by Maks29 May 5, 2016

Closet Beaner

A term popularized by Carlos Mencia to refer to a Latin person that most people assume is white. Generally applies to Latinos that are very light skinned and speak impeccable English.

Juan: I heard an interview with Bob Vila today, did you know he was Cuban?
Jose: No way, he is really a closet beaner!

by Blasto the Wonder Dog September 18, 2012